The Off-Topic Thread


#892

I’ve checked it and it’s meh. Magic algorithms don’t exist so don’t bother. It’s not going to fix terrible mixes. You have more control by yourself and with some basic mastering knowledge and listening you can reach good results. You don’t even need fancy VSTs if you’re know what you’re doing. Constant DIY approch leads to more experience. You learn from your mistakes so it’s a win/win situation when you try and fail. Time is surely priceless but these small feels for some online mastering sounds like a loss to me. Maybe a cool experiment for a day but you shouldn’t rely on that.


#893

Soundcloud mastering made my track way quieter than the original (I didn’t pay them for this shitty service, I just used the preview button and quickly realized that it sux dix).

Also, I don’t really ‘master’ my own tracks, so I’m not sure if I fed the algorithm what it was expecting or not. They didn’t even tell me about this mastering business until I already uploaded my track, so I had no time to prepare my anus or anything.

I will continue to use clipmax on all of my masters, dammit


#894

One of the best mastering limiters I’ve heard lately uses clipping to push that last db. It’s good stuff. All the cool kids are doing it these days.


#895

It’s a magical day!


#896

On the mastering bit, wasn’t there a user here that did have a mastering service? Numerical I want to say, I wonder if he’s still around on the forum, :thinking:


#897

@White_Noise does mastering


#898

Having a rough time with this new album. I just don’t have the energy lately for making music, and I’m working a lot. Ugh.


#899

I think Numerical never came back after the crash. I’m sure someone here can put you in touch.


#900

He seemed like a level headed dude, but I am surprised to hear he hasn’t come back to the forum… yet

I’ve never really used mastering services, never pushed any music far along enough for that sort of thing haha, usually call it done once there’s a decent mixdown and normalize it.


#901

Bass House is dubstep at 128bpm
brostep


#902

#903

#904

I’d say we organize a new social hierarchy entirely based upon the scent of our farts…


#905

I have beagles. I hope you for one welcome your floppy-eared overlords.


#906

poop.


#907

nice shitpost coming back Qianta :heart:


#908

Big penis
Positive
Beneficial to satisfying big women
Intimidating
Status

Negative
Flops all over the place
May knock shit over
Easy to hit
Cant wear shorts
Must wear Jean’s all the time
Etc…

Tiny penis
Positive
Hurts less when you get hit in the dick
Wont get caught in your pants zipper

Negative
Wont hit the g spot
Gotta compensate by upping your fingering and cunninglingus game

^shitpost


#909


#910

me getting dressed for work


#911

Anyone know what Lee Harvey Oswald had for lunch the day he shot JFK?