When you have to eat a massive handful of Doritos Roulettes just so you have a chance of getting the one in 300 with flavour.
oooooooooh Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you there?
anagrams are fuckin’ weird and sometimes eerie.
Chelsea Manning = Enhancing Males
Adolf Hitler = Hatred for Ill
Charles Manson = Conman Slasher
Not sure if I ever investigated this rabbit hole but I swear this is what that video reminds me of
Why? It’s halloween all the time here
@thom: now THAT seemed sort of random.
the way it should be >:)
dont apes throw their shit though?
@parricide yeah they do it because of pumpkin spice, it sustains life and increases longevity, its manufactured on the desert planet arrakis, or so I heard, it’s also why Vladimir harkonnen colluded with emperor shaddam IV of house corrino against house atreidies
interwebz explained by the Roo_ster
Fun fact, my 8 year old fatass Tabby cat is named Roo. Cool world.
its also the first three letters of rooster. is your cat a rooster? is roo a rooster??? i knew he was hiding shit!

is roo a rooster???
Rooster is an anagram of So Retro
anagram is an anagram of granmaa. grandmaa says dick jokes make money, roosters make money, therefor roo is rich
For those of you who think anagrams don’t speak the truth:
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Father-in-law = Near halfwit
That’s fuckin’ hilarious. Anagrams are fucking weird man. Almost every famous person out there has an anagram that relates to the exact thing they are known for.
Edward Snowden = Odd News Warden / Odd News Warned / Add Downer News
Harriet Tubman = The Umbra Train
Donald Trump = Land Rot Dump
Nicole Kidman = A Demonic Link
wait what
Lolirl