Dude no matter how long I soak those fuckers I can never get then to cook in a stew right. Whether two days in a Crock-Pot, or on the stove, fuck them. Amen.
Not like they taste remarkable, either
The Off-Topic Thread
nose
#409
Sometimes when Iām bored I like to read yelp reviews of fast food restaurants.
Shit is cash.
I need a new hobby.
White_Noise
#412
lol, Iām not all about that japanese junk, but I do have 3 versions of Waters of Nazareth on my iphone and an artist named Segaā¦
bfk
#414
Y is the sky blueā¦
Cuz itās made of pasta
And pasta = diffraction of light particles of the electromagnetic chemical composition of the atmosphere reflecting upon the minerals in teh ocean
Numerical
#415
My wife nearly fell for a phone scam. They called, she ANSWERED (never do that unless itās a known number or they leave a message) and proceeded to say they were the Social Security Office, rattle off the fact that someone rented a car in her name, drove to the border of the US and Mexico and somehow abandoned the car with 3 pounds of rowdy powder in it. Then, they said other stuff about money laundering, some other shit I didnāt catch and said that to cooperate, she had to move her money to a āsafetyā account that they had the credentials to accessā¦they told her to head to the closest pharmacy store to do this. She actually got in her fucking car, scared as hell and drove some of the way there before it dawned on her THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD AN INDIAN ACCENT. I was next to her before she ran out the door, I started thinking why the fuck is she hauling ass out of here to do this shit? They had badge numbers and all sorts of bullshit names like Julian and Brent.
I left to go follow her because it sounded fuckin fishy as fuck, and sure enough she was already headed back to the house. She said that it had dawned on her and she said something about it being really weird to the guy and that he had gotten all angry and started saying shit about freezing her bank accounts and calling the FBI. So due diligence, we called the cops and no warrants or anything, called the bank and no weird charges, looked up all the names given and nothing checked out. HAH. I told her that as soon as I heard that Indian accent it would have been fuck you scammer and then hang the fuck up.
relic
#417
Holy fuck boysā¦been weed sober for some months now and I just found about two grams of still-sticky generic hydro in drawer I get into all the time.
Ive had a couple vodka pomegranates and a four tugs on the pipe and I am fucking half way to mars yo.
relic
#418
Im other news personal ancedotal evidence indicates a correlation between weed use and Manic Panic use.
Lug
#421
I used to receive so many spam mail from foreign/chinese companies on my work email, I loved them so much
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mind you, my job had nothing to do with cars