lmfaooooooo
I love you _ms
All over the long johnsâŚI donât wear the shirts, but you better believe if it is below 30ish F Iâm wearing long johnsâŚwool socksâŚbootsâŚa t shirt under a wool flannel or sweaterâŚI have a Yak wool blanket scarf that I take everywhere with me in winterâŚI used to be a furnace, but am a total freeze baby these days.
Iâm also cutting the feet off some older wool socks and having my girl stitch them so they wonât come undoneâankle warmers!
Weird series of events
Get home, internet is down
âGay let me plug in shit and fiddle with cables and the routerâ
Still down, check Xfinity âservice outageâ
Ok I guess ill take a shit
Having a dehydrated coffee deuce
Nose starts bleeding everywhere
Fuckfuckfuck
Tissues full of blood in my face then ass
Good times
That happens to everyone right?
Edit, apparently â>â puts shit in quotes
I quoted myself
The plot thickens
That bit about the coffee reminded me of this morning at work. I donât drink coffee, or rarely do, but man I walked into the break room today and the coffee smelled like total butt. I had to exeunt immediately. We need like a Starbucks man. I say that in jest but they have a goddamned Starbucks where my wife works and itâs just a big office building, not like a retail place or anythingâŚwell, EA has an office in that building so thatâs probably how that happenedâŚfekkin BIG BOY PANTS TRIPLE AAA GAME PUBLISHER
I like their tea ok but other than that I would never go there tbh. And who needs to buy tea, really? Just make that shit.
I wonât get regular coffee at Starbucks, it tastes burnt to me. Iâd rather have Dunkin Doughnuts or McDonaldâs (for some reason love their coffee).
I used to work two floors above square enix, can confirm AAA publishers drag food into a building. Or maybe it was just El SegundoâŚ
McD coffee is pretty good. I just hate their creamer machines because â1 creamerâ usually ends up being like 2-3x what Iâm used to lol, so you end up with a super white coffee. Iâll usually just do a medium, 1 cream, 2 sugar, and thatâs good for me.
Speaking of coffee, I just recently got a new coffee maker! My last one, which was here in the apartment when I moved in, was gradually sorta freaking out and finally it just stopped brewing. It was doing weird things like beeping that the pot was finished right after starting it, but then one day, it switched on, and just didnât brew anything. It still turned on, but just, yeah, wouldnât actually start making anything. A very fancy clock, perhaps.
Got a new one, and Iâve liked it. Now I might stop plundering my roommateâs keurig cups lol
EDIT: Also, one more random thought. I was in Denver about a month ago after staying the night at a friendâs house, and in the morning I woke up and no one was around so I went out to the nearest coffee shop to buy some coffee. I was some sort of fancy shmancy coffee shop I guess, but I went in anyway and got a cup of coffee but definitely paid like $3 something for a little 12 oz cup of coffee (that was their only size). I was tired and I needed coffee tho, so screw it. It was good coffee tho.
Final thought: Iâm debating how to watch Mother! out in my living room, as I own a copy but itâs on itunes, and my laptop has Linux on it, and I donât have a long enough hdmi to reach the TV, cuz I want to watch Kristiin Wig shoot some peopleâs heads off.
Final final thought: I beat RDR2 and the (near) ending was brutal.
Glad Iâm not the only one, I got their house coffee ONCE,⌠it was literally battery acid sludge. I think thatâs just how it always is brewed, so people can add a âshotâ of that toxic shit to their ice cream shake-accinno or whatever the hell and still make it taste somewhat like coffee.
congrats! keurig machines arenât my favorite, Iâve had a couple of them break over the years and even though the brew is consistent, sometimes itâs nice to brew an extra strong batch with a regular machine.
For me those once extra strong batches start becoming the daily norm. Itâs a slippery slope.
while weâre on the subject of coffee, I learned a valuable lesson this morning
donât drink two cups of coffee and eat taco bell at 9AM