What made you laugh today?
Me too! 
If itās not edm I have playing in my car, itās probably smooth jazz! lol
Cheers,
Jayson
I canāt even handle this shit, Iām fucking dying. what the hell
next level mental health awareness hilarity
In December 2015, at a show in Melbourne, a fan (David Spargo) accessed the backstage area by editing the bandās Wikipedia article page and inserting himself as a family member. Upon showing the article and his ID to the security guards, he was granted access to the band with whom he shared a beer. The band reacted positively to this scheme, stating "He explained to us his amazing tactic to get past security to hang with us and we immediately cracked him a beer. This dude is the definition of a legend. However, Hyde did add: āIt goes to show, never trust Wikipedia.ā
Technically yesterday but Iām still giggling:
I had a conversation with an actual physicist who patiently explained to me how the Death Star blowing up was wrong.
Fucking brilliant 
The probabilityā¦that some non idmfer is probably reading this and tracking my posts for the purposes of collecting personal dataā¦its funny because such a person spends time tracking postsā¦seriouslyā¦whateverā¦
In any eventā¦
Dear non idmfer post tracker
seriously, consider other ways to spend your timeā¦seriously, Iām not that interestingā¦or dontā¦whatever do what you want, have funā¦
Social media being a platform for shameless anonymous stalking in the privacy of your own living quartersā¦yea so that means my acquaintances will know about my status update on Facebook in regards to my 2 oāclock poopā¦
just gave the CEO of Glitchmachines a bit of shit for getting a mac without realizing who it was at first, and he started following me on instagram lol