Intellectual dichotomal meta fugazi
If descartes or some dude self taught themselves/invented calculus so can you
Self schooling, cheaper…
Nowai. I want a class room to shoot spitwads in.
Now THAT is funny.
Better living through intelligent design 
I’m still not sure how you get arrested for attacking a mattress though
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this is some old shit, but key and peele’s terrorist sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWIOKKuyGE . been on a key and peele binge on hulu, and this one actually made me laugh a little.
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Love K&P, classic sketch. Are they ever going to make more, or did Jordan Peele totally quit out to focus on directing these days? I haven’t kept up with them the past couple years outside of some random youtube binges.
^that will probably be true
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employer: i see you’re 25.65% augmented and have 12 mars years work experience implant of robotics/AI technician. We respect that but our company values traditional work ethic and experience. Anyway, we will send you a message to your virtual Zucc™ avatar if you were successful. You can go now. Use that tube on the left.
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I bet $19 dollars that the Kardashians will still be famous in 2130 because that kinda plastic isn’t biodegradable
here’s thundercat tasting his shit at 0:32
my little brother is flying out here for the 4th, and isn’t telling my mom or dad
he’s going to surprise them, and is going to wear a bald cap and a disguise in public, and constantly look over his shoulder at them to throw them off
I might pee my pants when this happens
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Hilarious 
