It’s hard to fargle bargle with your mouth full of marbles!
Thought about making a shitpost, laughed at thought for 10mins then decided to nvmd it
Also nostromers half life sfx vids.
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Before the Coronavirus a Friend of mine used to work long hours…it was causing relationship problems because there was no time to be intimate with his s.o…his solution was to get his s.o. a vibrator.
It made me laugh cuz it worked
I love LA! 
Hilarious 
‘cause it’s true!
Some say that god himself has the same tone
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If this type of thinking forces lego to start creating genitalia, I will be thoroughly pleased
it was 2020 back in the 70’s
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Fun story, I keep all my LEGO figures headless and keep the heads in a totem pole configuration, inside an old bottle. And that bottle is one of the scariest sights there is for my family.
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Someone should put a lego head on the worm in a bottle of mescal just to see the look on people’s faces.
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oh lort…mescal is one of the only spirits I’ve ever drank I legit think had magic properties…
@GomesR nah, they need to replace the batteries in all the birds #BirdsArentReal
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Do not crush my dreams
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We shall ride the Trump Tower Water Slide together!
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