The Off-Topic Thread

your mix basically is a stereo mix ? Am I right? Does anyone understand what i’m just typed?

Your work as a mixing engineer is to make a stereo mix? Right?

It’s a two questions but they are connected.

Ode to penis…

Vagina.

End.

What you expected a whole schpiel…

Lol.

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Correct, I think all of us here mix in stereo.

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Since I’ve started using Logic I’ve been mixing in 5.1, but I don’t have rear monitors so i’ve pretty much been beethovening it.

@st3aLth to answer your question I like to think I mix in 360 degrees because I tend to spend half the time I spend (overall) on a track focusing a lot on panning and figuring out ways to create the illusion of surround using L+R. it’s fun but i’m definitely going to get a rear monitor setup going and take a crack at it. when i stop being poor and broke.

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Changing DAW is a major move ! I can’t imagine me changing daw because of workflow you know. I think it’s very difficult to me.

How tf you mix for 5.1? :rofl::joy::grinning_face:

Tho even if i make everything “stereo” the track can also sound not right. Facts ! It also means that i didn’t make it right. :rofl::joy::grinning_face:

@wayne Why changing DAW?

Oh not changing DAW. learning new one. Logic does stuff ableton can’t do for sure. I’ve been doing post-production for film and Live can’t do that shit. So i’ve been learning Logic :slight_smile:

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Intrusive thoughts…

As i meander through the cosmos my mind is full of fuck…but i ponder as a mind full of fuck…what is the purpose of my mind full of fuck in respect to the cosmos…

What impact does a mind full of fuck have and contribute to all of existence?

On this, I mix all my kicks, bass and general low end in mono to make sure that phase isn’t fucking up the mix
sometimes I can’t be fucked doing it carefully so i just chuck a side cut hp on the master and work from there lmfao

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I’m so lazy about mixing, I hardly do it at all. Yet for some reason, the resounding response everyone gives me is “Amazing mix – not really feeling the music itself, though!”.

You can’t win them all, but it’s hilarious to fail at the one thing you actually set out to do :joy:

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Probably comes down to good sound selection and sound design - which is a great thing to be doing well. I know how you feel about the compliments always pointing out the mix though.

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honestly i’m mostly the other way around.

Im so bored, i might just write an esoteric philosophical essay and talk about sociology.

Basically itll be an antithesis to all the ridiculous crap ive seen on the internet.

No manifestos from me…

Ill just attempt to analyze some ideas via the socratic method. And after said analysis provide answers and give the reasoning to said answers.

Im not posting it on idmf. Lol. Because this a music forum.

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Soundcloud threw some stems at me from some Dutch house song called 1000 BPM, so I’m making a speedcore remix.
I know, weird. :upside_down_face:

Been ages since I even considered making speedcore…
Certainly don’t miss it though, Forget about bass when you have sheer SPEED

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Would Martians call their cocks Mars Bars?

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Lets go to prison

Lucien frued pussies.

Tldr shitpost… nsfw…also not politically correct.

So i did some political analysis by examining a cum stain on a sock…

Low and behold i found out that the truth of the matter is that neo post classical marxism in the bretherance of neo modern capitalism of the consumer market exhibit a grave deliverance of post modern ideological alignments with proto facist techno feudalism. The evidence shows that due to globalist influential pressures on the economies of various nations it sort of leads to a binary choice of how citizens will sustain themselves economically. A globalist position may induce crotch rot for the foreseeable future amongst the common population which will lead to conflict amongst different demographics over them having equal opportunity to have crotch rot. Because if one group of people are only entitled to crotch rot then they exercise their minge privilege over others through a self induced lobotomy over labor rights and political truthiness.

It is by existentially jacking off to the philosophy of the mens rights in regards to the issue of whether toilet seat should be left up or down. And its due to the clash with pre anarchial post feudal renaissance feminist theory that a pre fascist commune of the male dominated metrosexual group consisting of justin timberlake wannabes compete with submissively against otaku orangutans for alpha status.

As for their efforts to bring sexy back to the neo post fuedal anarchial commune renaissance of which is governed by the post fuckboy overlords is not succeeding because of the neo stalinists of whom all proudly wear their strap on dildos. As for the incels in an effort for their post modern justification of the post rectal trauma of which was self induced to satisfy the will of political aristocratic corporate oligarchial class may have some grievance of access to their scented butt wipe entitlements. And if those ass wipes are discontinued they will be unable to self sustain in the global economy because these wipes help compensate for their low value male status. But both as an expendable resource for the neo modern racial fluid demographic that exhibit post modern ethnic transitioning with delusional social practices that preach the mastering dunning kruger and as a biological outlet to impose a social caste system based on the highest principles of dunning kruger. The competence of the neo post classical modernist industrial deliverance of your amazon packages will be threatened as these groups strive for darwinian dominance over each other.

The exhibitionist diarrhea of political ideologies will to come to fruition as the societal sewer lines back up inflicting a pathological smell of bad asparagus…which might affect the mating patterns of the weather biosphere. As a result the toilet paper crops of the independent thinkers will not yielding enough produce in order for all these different groups to live comfortably in order to prevent another swamp mud butt epidemic. This will of course affect the economic yield of the consumerist stock and commercial anarchial biology of the disney corporation being that the disney corporation as a person monopolizes ponzi schemes for the globalist tax revenue service that equitably distributes all the profits to its cronies. But this transgresses on the equal rights of the fox corporation which for years has complained mistreatment over its right to assert anal dominance in the post bi fluid reality movement. Being that reality is solely just a subjective feeling. But i digress that the importance of these issues is of great brevity so much so…that in a post bi fluid existential crises the efforts of the social media influencers in order to bring the global society into an age of enlightment in a digital eden of vanity and onlyfans to solve the reality fluid loneliness epidemic of the post modern neo classical age.

And to discover the mystery of the systemic matrix i examined a racoons colonoscopy records…

And that indicates of post thermal ovulation of the indicalist bi lateral fusion of the binary radicalization of the sentient chlymidia. And as you know chlymidia is completely necessary to function in a corporate feudal post individualist environment. Where free speech and individual expression is an economical pyramid scheme that requires a phd in circle jerk and unrealistic priorities. And since moral supremacy and superiority tends to organize itself into a post reality fluid movement of which the foundation is the moral relativism that exposes incosistencies of the current bifacist culture with a post logical examination of oranges and tacos.

And this current bifacist culture promotes cultivating a relationship mastery with other tacos in spite of unanimous self imposed social divisions…a dash of feta cheese is required to bleach the ass hairs as is common in the alpha initiation rituals. The purpose of this is to be able to effectively peacock in order to attract tacos and alphas in order to build the required pyramid scheme necessary to continue the spartan mating rituals. Without the feta cheese the taco will castigate the unworthy into the abyss in order to continue the spartan legacy. But such conditions is equally oppressive to the victim status of the economy class individualist alphas supremacy because without such status the self aggrandizement has no basis for moral supremacy which is absolutely required in alpha and taco mating rituals where the needs of taco is usually completely ignored. It has been debated that the tacos needs should be considered. But this threatens the current moral supremacist culture that perpetuates no accountability for anybody in any given circumstance in accordance to the matrix.

And this moral supremacy instead of instilling a better sense of ethics actually leads to the systemic oppression of the post neo matrix system of which is supposed to keep a balance of justice and injustice in the economic pricing of the various technocratic revolutionary ideologies that expose the conspiracies of free will and self determination. The proof of this dichotomous balance is the amount of dog crap left on the street and fertiziler used to farm, it just goes to show how much we waste shit. Considering this riots will breakout amongst the various real world online communities of which are affected by unfair technological policing practices that discontinue the self detrimental radicalization of armpit hair and not wearing deoderant. Resulting in a global protest were everyone disowns reality completely by playing gta 6.

And since most importantly being that reality is subjective as according to the highest principles of dunning kruger psychiatric scientonomy…the stakeholders of these communities must uphold the high values of ancient trolling in face of the neo modernist trolling because in the face of new enlightenment of where self induced macchiavellian pavlovian societal conditioning is a complete must for everyone in order to appease the altruistic trolls ethical authority in order to create societal equity of gatorade smelling fart distribution and amongst the sexual orientation of nativist potatoes.

So yeah narcissism + optional accountability fluid × ignorance supremacy = post modern individualist consumer economy.

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, I think we would be actual friends IRL xD

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This is the internet now lol

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In an effort to impress the post renaissance red pill critical feminists and to assert dominance over the liberatarian post sigma alpha males i dressed as a flamingo in heat in order to cultivate my own pyramid scheme of pretty privilege and popularity…just to put on the facade of being a high value person of great social status.

On a serious note how dumb is it that individuality has now become expressed by a series of artificial labels that stupidly categorize people into new ridiculous demographics.

Tldr blah complaining about fake bullshit.