Solely satire if you offend by anything just ignore this thread…
Also hate speech isnt satire.
This isn’t a safe space to campaign for your fearless leader or party’s agenda.
Instead be like South Park anything that is illogical should be subject to satire.
This is how you political satire :
Delete this thread if it becomes cesspool or a flame war.
Apologies in advance.
the “Jeb is a Mess” saga from Vic Berger on the 2016 GOP debate was fucking insane and hilarious and kinda sad at the same time, you almost feel bad for little Jebby!
I’m gonna virtue signal so hard that I’m gonna one up people who are trying virtue signal in an effort to people please other people of different ethnicities and maintain my own popularity….it’s not out of empathy it’s more of a self validation kind of thing
Jk
democrats are Republicans and Republicans are Democrats…because they like switch positions with each other like taking turns in being the pitcher, catcher, and the power bottom…but you gotta wine and dine them first to get them to try new kinky bedroom stuff in the political relationship….some security footage from a high end rub n tug in Vegas sort of helps…
Team murica world police fuck yeah…
The new England Patriots should win Superbowl because they be patriots and shit.
The wef as hosted by Vince McMahon in addition to raw dog….and mud butt…introduced smackdown this Thursday featuring some beefcake and thicc beefcakettes, in an effort to push forward the new world order of you’ll own nothing and be happy.
Which means I have to subscribe on the techno monopoly just to get my dopamine hit of those thicc beefcakettes.
Gheyer than Kanye and that cousin incident song.
i thought this was a satire thread 
Im trying…i don’t always deliver but there is the effort…and effort does count when trying to hit the g spot.
In the bilateral sexual exchange commission phallic farting has been decreed by elected autocrat in chief to have less regulations in an effort the fuel the ongoing culture war which will be our redemption from blowing up the collective KFC gas station bathroom.
In an effort to swing the tide of culture war because it actually fking matters gotta rub your nearest corporate lobbyists taint 3 times to make a wish and after that all the money you’ve collected to summon the lobbyist scatters like the dragon balls.