Solely satire if you offend by anything just ignore this thread…
Also hate speech isnt satire.
This isn’t a safe space to campaign for your fearless leader or party’s agenda.
Instead be like South Park anything that is illogical should be subject to satire.
This is how you political satire :
Delete this thread if it becomes cesspool or a flame war.
Apologies in advance.
the “Jeb is a Mess” saga from Vic Berger on the 2016 GOP debate was fucking insane and hilarious and kinda sad at the same time, you almost feel bad for little Jebby!
I’m gonna virtue signal so hard that I’m gonna one up people who are trying virtue signal in an effort to people please other people of different ethnicities and maintain my own popularity….it’s not out of empathy it’s more of a self validation kind of thing
Jk
democrats are Republicans and Republicans are Democrats…because they like switch positions with each other like taking turns in being the pitcher, catcher, and the power bottom…but you gotta wine and dine them first to get them to try new kinky bedroom stuff in the political relationship….some security footage from a high end rub n tug in Vegas sort of helps…
Team murica world police fuck yeah…
The new England Patriots should win Superbowl because they be patriots and shit.
The wef as hosted by Vince McMahon in addition to raw dog….and mud butt…introduced smackdown this Thursday featuring some beefcake and thicc beefcakettes, in an effort to push forward the new world order of you’ll own nothing and be happy.
Which means I have to subscribe on the techno monopoly just to get my dopamine hit of those thicc beefcakettes.
Gheyer than Kanye and that cousin incident song.
i thought this was a satire thread 
Im trying…i don’t always deliver but there is the effort…and effort does count when trying to hit the g spot.
In the bilateral sexual exchange commission phallic farting has been decreed by elected autocrat in chief to have less regulations in an effort the fuel the ongoing culture war which will be our redemption from blowing up the collective KFC gas station bathroom.
In an effort to swing the tide of culture war because it actually fking matters gotta rub your nearest corporate lobbyists taint 3 times to make a wish and after that all the money you’ve collected to summon the lobbyist scatters like the dragon balls.
Accountability privilege fluid, don’t thread on peoples right to penis envy
it is a natural right privilege to engage in a duel of meat spinning.
Because the economics of moral currency, supply and demand selects the inflation and deflation of ethics.
@bfk what it do br0tholomue
I signed an NDA…
I can only talk about my affair with thiccc butts everything else is classified privileged info.
Himtoo for male cry wanking is pseudo mockery of masculinity because everyone knows women poop flowers.
Fun fact misogyny exists due to a bunch of losers being pissed that they aren’t naturally selected according to primal nature.
Because politics is everything like a dildo inducing diarrhea.
Republicunts and Demotards.
Arguing over the society culture of trans racial fluid and non gender binary sexual accountability.
Trying to justify Bitcoin as a system to institute a new order of elite financial oligarchy by running a legally sponsored ponzi scheme to replace the old aristocracy with a new one.
Communism aka disguised socialism works because wealthy people want to destroy murica…and pillage it’s resources. The alternative is maintaining the normal system of crony capitalism which is like participating in a circle jerk where everybody gives each other a stranger.
Reality unfuck the kakistocracal system by copying the crazy rich Asians I’m talking about that movie for everyone to achieve social mobility.
Because focusing on the politics of privilege and entitlements gets a bunch of lazy spoiled delusional brats complaining.
The people that did fuck around in school didn’t wind up too well off in life.
Big difference between dropping out because you gotta go to work to support the family and dropping out because you wanna fuck around.
Got dirt bags doing the raw dog and bail leaving a bunch of single mothers because they don’t need a man. And adult man baby’s can’t handle the responsiblity.
Home ownership can only be achieved by social media jobs on only fans aka being a digital prostitute…
Making money isnt a life purpose but in this society it’s valued as a necessity. Sure be blase but that attitude isn’t respected because protestant work ethic…
Funny how protestant work ethic and trade became twisted into a method of political oppression and exploitation.
Bacon egg and cheese supremacy I mean societal dominance must be upended and replaced with ham egg and cheese because of peoples personal feelings.
Funny how supremacy can simultaneously exist in a society where the law specifically outlines that all people are created equal.
Now for the funnies.
Imma criticize everyone doing the criticism because the critics only criticize for personal reasons and never have any solutions to the problems they only have more criticism.
Reimagining stuff sometimes doesn’t work because all you doing a painting the same van gogh painting with different color schemes…instead restore the decripide van gogh to its original unfucked form.
Or create something new to solve the problem.
If ain’t broke don’t fix it.
End rant
I got no funnies. Sorry