^ that is an amazing shirt yo!
My buddy bought it for me. Fucking love it 
Tried blasting my new Uptempo track at a wasp on my window last night
the motherfucker tried to sting me
Bastard must listen to trap rap
I made a decision…instead of getting paid for my political opinions…im gonna get paid to take naps…by participating in sleep studies.
can i work for you. i will nap overtime. for free.
You need 70+ years of experience, a masters in lucid dreaming or at least 10 years of managerial experience in lucid dreaming…must be proficient in rem sleep, power napping, lucid dreaming, and dream interpretation.
Best they can do is a 4 year internship…where you work for free and they have the option to give a positive reference but its not guaranteed.
Great way to get your foot in the door to sleep industry…
If you got a melotonin hook up and bribe people with sleeping aides i think youll get promotion within a few weeks…dont forget your personal heater and snuggie.
cleverest lolzy shit i’ve read in awhile right there
i can also clean CPAP machines on the side
Hate to say it…but i think people should fetishshame each other more…to put a stop to exploitative narcissistic treatment of each other…
Cause fucking internet
To be fair, the whole word (and things like body shaming/fat shaming etc) just exist because they were made up people to try and fit in with society. There’s hardly any place for talking about fetishes in public conversation.
Some days I just wish we could go back to the good ol’ morals of “don’t talk about sex, politics, or toilets at the dinner table.” Most fetishes are weird and disgusting anyway…
ppl should logout
also
Michelle tracthenberg too…
Normalize not making (things=💩), a new normal.
Keep normal things normal.
If you start and register your own llc and name yourself ceo…you can give yourself work experience and list yourself as a reference.
Technically and it should be legit legally.
Do this at your own risk though…
Its better than listing yourself working at radioshack or blockbuster.
Spine and subtext have the same exact letters as other words.
Kinda weird how we could simply write about 2 paragraphs in place of a whole report, yet we choose to waste our time using fancy words such as “moreover” and “henceforth.”
10000 word essay
Ok so that thing of which i particularly talking about, that thing is very important because the thing is that thing of which i am talking about…etc.
Expanded my verbosity with redundant sentences to meet the word quota…
Lol…
Ikyk