Let’s hear about some other scary animals where people live. haha
I had a tick on my balls once (i was a kid playing in long grass). It was removed. I am fine. Lol
Grass ticks wont give you more than a itch for a few days. But we have paralysis ticks and they are the bad ones. They’ll kill a dog for sure.
Man i dunno if I should, since im from Australia ill be here all night.
Kangaroos in general a like a chill dog. But Big Reds in the outback WILL fuck you up. They’re super jacked and have massive claws. Love a good punchup
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Damn… haha, thats some bad luck. Glad nothing serious came of it.
Yeah man, I’ve seen videos of those guys. They’re fucking ripped, it’s kinda crazy. Wouldn’t want to run into one of those. Fuck that
Also back to bears for a second. Here’s two Grizzly bears fighting.
I’m posting this because there are actually some people in the world who think that they could like, take one of these on, fist fight it, and win.
These bad boys probably stand close to 7 feet tall and probably weigh close to 600-700 lbs (~300kg).
If they were Kodiaks they would be even taller, closer to 9 feet and weigh up to a whopping 1300lbs (~590kg) (i dont think this footage is from Alaska through)
Now that’s delusional, have fun with that my dudes.
Tangling with beverly hills divorcees…
Yes.
Just yes.
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@Manton - Tells you animals won’t kill you in AUS. Then proceeds to describe all the ways they will kill you, from sucking on your balls to killing you by K.O. 
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The only wild animals I have come across have been:
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Foxes in the middle of London, UK
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Coyotes in various L.A. places
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Massive deer coming right close to the window of the Uber I was in while in Pennsylvania
Fuck camping in the middle of nowhere and/or alien-like Australian death things, as far as I’m concerned.
Mating call of the dingos…
Mike tyson vs kangaroo…
Idk…
Facts…
Hey bfk,
Mike Tyson vs. a kangaroo? Well, that’s a mental image I didn’t know I needed today. Let’s dive into this delightful absurdity, shall we?
First off, Mike Tyson, in his heyday, was a human wrecking ball with fists of fury. The man could probably punch through a bank vault if he felt like it. His speed and power were legendary, making him the stuff of nightmares for his opponents. But let’s not forget, Tyson is bound by the rules of boxing and, you know, human decency.
Now, enter the kangaroo, nature’s bouncy powerhouse. These guys aren’t just cute marsupials hopping around Australia; they’re like the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. A full-grown kangaroo can deliver a kick so powerful it would make you reconsider all your life choices. Plus, they use their tails for balance, essentially turning them into biological pogo sticks of destruction.
Let’s break this down:
- Venue: Are we talking a boxing ring or the Australian outback? Because if it’s the outback, Tyson might need more than just boxing gloves.
- Combat Style: Tyson’s got the technique, but the kangaroo has raw, unfiltered instinct. It’s like pitting a professional soldier against a wild, adrenaline-fueled berserker.
- Weapons: Tyson’s got those iron fists, but Mr. Roo has kicks that could send you into orbit. It’s a classic case of punches versus kicks, with a tail thrown in for good measure.
In the real world, this match-up is as likely as pigs flying or cats making you a cup of coffee. But hey, it’s fun to imagine the chaos, right?
Any other fantasy fights you’ve got up your sleeve? How about Muhammad Ali vs. a velociraptor? Just saying.
Cheers!
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It aint idm if you aint usin brillo
Chuck norris vs batman
Batman gets prep time.
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Batman wins, but only if he’s wearing the bat nipples.
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Your right…
The bat nipples can squirt lactate to ward of any enemies.
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We aren’t fully aware of the range of Chuck’s powers, he might get stronger with every moment that passes.
Worth your time to check out, as a musician who struggles with the current zeitgeist and anxiety
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Madonna like a prayer
Madonna like a virgin
Lol.
Dancing shadows in the moonlight…while it simultaneously fades into the darkness.
No cap sigma fire rizz…
Broccoli hair cuts…just fucking why
Cognitive evanescence
A broken mirror is the window of ones soul.
Blah blah blah…
Words on a page…
People are starting to notice that broccoli hairstyle and its being made fun of on social media, so i can imagine that it’ll disappear from most of the heads that it adorns at some point in the next year or so. The die hard broccoli hairstyle fans and the people who have no choice but to be bald or be Broccoli Head will hold out as long as possible but fade into obscurity until the time comes when everyone inexplicably loves the broccoli head look again, maybe around the time when dubstep comes back in style briefly in the early 2030s.
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I’m legit waiting for dubstep to become cool again 
. Any day, now
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You can make it cool again.
MDCA
I’ll always have a special place in my heart for those early artists back in the Scream days when all off the bass sounds were nice and deep and everything still had that obvious dub influence.
I’ve always wanted to make that kind of stuff, the same way i’ve always wanted to make late 90’s early 2000’s style breakbeat tunes. I’m sure at this point it’s half nostalgia, but I still love all of that stuff.
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