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When your chakras are all nsync and your ready for all that spiritual cosmic energy from the universeā¦
After all the fuck leaves your brainā¦
Its a good feeling.
If i touch myself, will you cum?
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I retract the last video I posted, this one is way better
That header on my comment kinda makes my comment a liitle more hilarious.
A chefās kiss to it would be to add a gif of Micheal Bluth saying āI donāt know what i was expecting.ā
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Spent the 4th of July & last weekend in Palm Springs. Temps went up to 122 degrees, beating a record set in 1931. Walking outside felt like the moment when you open a pre-heated oven and get a heat blast in the face. At 9 pm it was still over 100 degrees. Brutal.
The planet is so fucked. But we didnāt die, so woo-hoo & all that.
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whatās up dudes? been a while!
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Holy hell dude. Thatās 50C ! I have experienced temps of 47C in Sydney before, but 50. sheesh. At that point you just gotta quit life. The Kangaroos out in central aus hang out in 70C temps. f that
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TP is whack, bidet is where itās at.
Idk for sure with eco friendly, lots of calculations to make. I would think bidet though.
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Fuckā¦
ā¦ Thatā¦
158 degrees american? No way dude. Iād rather break my fucking back trying to gobble my own nuts. I like cold.
NGL, your country scares me. Not the people or the places, just the things that exist out in the middle of nowhere in the heat where everything wantās to kill you.
At leastā¦ thatās my impression of the native flora and fauna. Correct me if iām wrong. lol
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I edited that last one when i should have just commented again. oh well.
All that being said, Iād still like to visit. If I were to ever go whatās some dope ass shit to do and see @manton?
Changed my reaction. I feel itās more appropriate haha.
I love the cold too man, thatās why I lived in Canada for 6.5 years.
You guys over the pond love to be scared of Aus, but in reality, itās not that bad. Yes, we have lots of animals and critters that CAN kill you, but the odds of running into them are pretty small, and if you do, walk away. Pretty simple. Sharks are a bit more concerning, but only if you love to surf. But it really depends on where you live. Youāre not gunna come across anything in big cities. Sure, I come across a lot of spiders, some are deadly sure, but theyāre JUST a SPIDER lol.
America and Canada have wild Bears, cougars, coyotes and fucken MOOSE n shit. Man, those animals are far more dangerous because you are far more likely to come across them. There was a black bear wandering across the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver once. haha
If you do come here, come hang out and Iāll show you some interesting places, not boring touristy ones
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psssh I aināt scared of AUS, I wanna go so bad
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A nu start
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Daily affirmations
Happyfeet.
Iāve lived in the Pacific Northwest of the US my whole life, so iāve seen all of these animals at least once, especially out camping, biking or hiking.
Coyotes and cougars are whatever. We get those out at my grandparents sometimes. Coyotes have killed several of their cats (they donāt get cats anymore), but they rarely come near people if they smell emā.
Cougars will fuck you up, but itās usually more of the same, they just donāt come near you. You could also fight one off if push really came to shove. Theyāre not as big as you might think. Still, I wouldnāt want to tangle with one.
Seen a few black bears. Those guys are pussies. haha! Those are the ones that you just beat on and they run away (most of the time), but honestly, they normally just run away once they catch your scent.
Grizzlies are another story. I think those are my most feared animal. Theyāre too big to do anything about, firearms arenāt even that effective, they just piss them off. The advice is āCurl up into a ball and donāt move and pretend youāre dead until it fucks offā. I always carry bear mace with me when we hike in grizzly territory. Luckily, iāve never seen one, but i always get nervous hiking around in certain parts of Idaho.
Moose, iāve seen more of those than any other animal. Now those things are huge. And they will fuck you up for sure if they want to. Was finishing a hike with my wife one time in southeast Washington in winter. Got to the parking lot and there was a moose mama and her two cubs with her. She looked and sounded so pissed, and I was legit scared that she was going to charge us. We kinda walked around the lot slowly. She never took here focus away from us. Very scary indeed.
Hereās my rating for those animals, raging from ālittle bitchā to āfuck thatā
1: Coyote
2: Black Bear (sometimes theyāre brown too, but they are smaller and lack a back hump)
2.5: Wolves (not mentioned, but they are in my area, and theyāre pretty big and predatory)
3: Cougar
4: Moose
5: Grizzly bear (The big ones with the humps on their backs. Usually a brown color)
Hereās some bonus animals from my area that less scary, but I still donāt wanna fuck with em:
6: Rattlesnakes (lots in central Washingtonā¦ because its a shitty, flat dry desert)
7: Ticks. (Now those are scary, shitty little bugs that give you lime-disease. Fuck ticks)
8: Scorpions, (not big, and not really deadly, but still wouldnāt want to get stung)
9: Skunks (they really do stink)
10: Porcupine (Big ass quills dude, for real)
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As a bonus, One time we were hiking in Hawaii and we were almost charged by a wild Boar. That was scary too.
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