lol Mac’s dildo bike
The Ass Pounder! Never stop pumping!
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Need some fight milk to get through that whole bike ride
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I finally have a scan of my biggest collage. “Valkyrie” 25 x 25
This was taken from about 15 different scans. The piece had to be repaired a few times, and I missed half an inch in the middle my first time, which meant I had to start over.
Fun note: a good portion of this collage was taken from Vogue magazines, and the whole thing smelled like perfume for months. This was made during the winter of '18.
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While all you nerds were crying tears of loneliness this weeken, I enjoyed a lovely evening with a lovely lady. Beer, music, videogames, perfume, etc. Snagged my karaoke amp back from my friend, AND I got free pizza today that wasn’t even for my department.
AND she sang to me acapella in my car, and I was told she never sings for anybody.
Ahhh, the small joys of life.
please tell me the cheerleader outfit came out next 
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Are those buckets of chicken?
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Today I spent my precious Wednesday free time between jobs having a beer with that lady I mentioned, and we talked about video games for an hour.
About what time did you go into work?
Wut about dis…
Food help alcohol digestion…
I work from 7 in the morning until 10 at night, but on Wednesday I have a three hour window.
Soooo, if your asking of I showed up shitfaced, the answer is, my beer was finished at approximately 4:15, and i was at work at 6:15, so no.
Edit: and I found out my friend has my Soulwind comic collection that I’ve been looking for for about three years. I gave it to him before I moved to Moab. Fuck yes, it shall be mine again.
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Oh yay I could drink one of these and recoil in fear
pfff amateur
How many of hours of sleep do you get in a night, on average?
Why so inquisitive?
Six.
I also work 8 hours on Saturday.
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What is your heart rate atm? Do you have any allergies to shellfish? When was the last time you rode a rollercoaster? Are you now, or have you ever been a party to a bank heist?
I need to document this information because we are planning on building an AI model to replace you in the event you are rendered immobile, unconscious, or unable to communicate.
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Dear Diary,
This morning I thought I might Vlantis, but I didn’t.
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^Damn, that sucks.
Hung out with my dad.
Cut off a person I don’t like talking to.
Listened to some live music outside.
Felt uncomfortable at a restaurant, so my father and I left.
Got an oil change
I plan on hanging out with this gal a bit more on Wednesday.