Pandemic social distancing diary thread

#1029

lol Mac’s dildo bike

The Ass Pounder! Never stop pumping!

#1030

Need some fight milk to get through that whole bike ride

#1031
#1032

I finally have a scan of my biggest collage. “Valkyrie” 25 x 25

This was taken from about 15 different scans. The piece had to be repaired a few times, and I missed half an inch in the middle my first time, which meant I had to start over.

Fun note: a good portion of this collage was taken from Vogue magazines, and the whole thing smelled like perfume for months. This was made during the winter of '18.

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#1033

While all you nerds were crying tears of loneliness this weeken, I enjoyed a lovely evening with a lovely lady. Beer, music, videogames, perfume, etc. Snagged my karaoke amp back from my friend, AND I got free pizza today that wasn’t even for my department.

AND she sang to me acapella in my car, and I was told she never sings for anybody.

Ahhh, the small joys of life.

#1034

please tell me the cheerleader outfit came out next :stuck_out_tongue:

#1036

Are those buckets of chicken?

#1037

Today I spent my precious Wednesday free time between jobs having a beer with that lady I mentioned, and we talked about video games for an hour.

#1038

About what time did you go into work?

#1039

Wut about dis…

#1040

Food help alcohol digestion…

#1041

I work from 7 in the morning until 10 at night, but on Wednesday I have a three hour window.

Soooo, if your asking of I showed up shitfaced, the answer is, my beer was finished at approximately 4:15, and i was at work at 6:15, so no.

Edit: and I found out my friend has my Soulwind comic collection that I’ve been looking for for about three years. I gave it to him before I moved to Moab. Fuck yes, it shall be mine again.

#1042

Oh yay I could drink one of these and recoil in fear

#1043

pfff amateur

#1044

How many of hours of sleep do you get in a night, on average?

#1045

Why so inquisitive? :stuck_out_tongue:

Six.

I also work 8 hours on Saturday.

#1046

What is your heart rate atm? Do you have any allergies to shellfish? When was the last time you rode a rollercoaster? Are you now, or have you ever been a party to a bank heist?

I need to document this information because we are planning on building an AI model to replace you in the event you are rendered immobile, unconscious, or unable to communicate.

#1047

Dear Diary,

This morning I thought I might Vlantis, but I didn’t.

#1048

^Damn, that sucks.

#1049

Hung out with my dad.

Cut off a person I don’t like talking to.

Listened to some live music outside.

Felt uncomfortable at a restaurant, so my father and I left.

Got an oil change

I plan on hanging out with this gal a bit more on Wednesday.