Pandemic social distancing diary thread

That is the big favorite. I don’t know when we will make anything again. Hopefully this fall. But the cider people will drink up quick, we will probably make 10 gallons instead of just a single 5 gallon batch next time. Its the one thing we make no one ever dislikes. Its low alcohol (like what we make is probably under 4% actually) so you can drink a lot and not get hammered. Also we make a spiced rum mixture that we back sweeten it with which adds a nice holiday touch to the flavor and when we brew in the fall its ready for xmas/new years.

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Pantless? =D

EDIT - Also at the beginning of April, alcohol sales were up 243% in the U.S.

We’re doing our part. The unfortunate part is that waiters and such, aren’t benefittting from this. My bro is a bartender at a restaurant and still able to do TOGO’s but hopefully a lot of these places don’t close due to the lack of business or re-divided business. My history there tells me the lower alcohol sales are hurting them specifically. Even though in Austin, we’re able to order togo drinks.

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Preying Mantis

Atlantis

Can this

sand fist

band list

crayon diss

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i was reading them as a rap. It was weird but it worked.

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Can this Vlantis of Atlantis crayon diss the band list, using nothing but his sand fist? I think Sam’s miss was LAN-less when the ram misled the ham bisque.

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Haha! Thanks guys! Hard to do things without a computer (nor do I have any cable).

Went to work today, kind of intentionally ran away when they were picking and choosing where people would be going, then was told I could go home, again stated that we shouldn’t be out and everybody agreed, put in three hours of vacation time.

Had a slightly emotional talk on the phone with my mom. Stated that for some of us, a phone is all we have. Watching youtube vids on an iPad and waiting for my sister to call.

With the way some of my supposed friends have been behaving, and the fact that nobody has really tried to talk to me, I think I still consider Mio my bff. We’ve never once gotten in any argument, and she always answers or sends a message back saying what she’s doing. Not a secretive person at all.

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This is literally one of my cats someone photoshopped into this shit lmao

image

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Some dude I met at DEMF like 7 years ago is tripping balls and trying to offer me couples counseling over FB messenger right now and I’m balls deep in the booze and such. Its fucking wild.

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Bfks general advice couples counseling…pro expert master class for free with 5 easy payments of $19.99 available now on amazon prime limited time offer.

Synopsis:
They are not mad at that little thing they are mad at something else…

Let your s.o. fuck you with a strap on…walk a mile in their shoes

Pay attention to their needs

if you need to say something say it in such a fashion so that they specifically read in between the lines in the event of hardheadedness and insecurity

and if you are not able to have a normal upfront discussion about an issue then all is lost…move the fuck on

Ppl watch with your s.o., so that they dont feel lonely

Dont be judgemental when they fart but also dont celebrate their farting instead be indifferent to their farts.

Cause and effect

Dont have a boss/dont take any shit attitude…be like how are you today be sincere and understanding as possible

Listen dont just hear what they are saying

Know how to hit the g spot

If you dont understand something say so
Make sure you are both speaking the same language.

Cant get over jealously…then acknowledge your own feelings.

Dont be too caught up about how to be or not to be, hamlet is a faggot…remember the Nike ad just do it.

When in a fight dont think only about yourself
Basically set your own ego aside and forget about trying to be the alpha in the relationship.

Compliment each other i.e. be the fun one when they are bored and show them a good time.

Dont invent reasons to make meaningless things important you’ll just wind up giving yourself a headache.

your feelings are not logic, that doesnt make your feelings invalid but it also doesnt make your feelings the actual law of the land

Boredum, betrayal, neediness, and insecurity will kill anything just as well as overthinking stuff

if you cant trust each other forget each other.

you should be able to depend on each other but at the same time be secure enough to be independent of each other when you are together.

and lastly figure out what the fuck you want in life so you don’t waste anybody’s time…this part is trial and error and people go through phases so always take some, “me” time to do some self examination and to come to terms with owning your shit. if you dont self examine you’ll never experience any personal/emotional growth as a person

And if you have a penis remember that your expendable.

And if you have a va jay jay remember beauty fades let your brain/smarts be the basis of your confidence/self esteem

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Don’t have my computer yet, so no proper scan, just a crappy phone pic.

I call this one “National Geographic”

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you have a great eye for collage, its like that same part of the brain that people who are amazing at chopping out little samples from other songs and putting them together to make something new but cohesive…I really dig it man

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Thank you! I cleaned my house up and had a nice talk with my sister. I wish I was anywhere but my hometown right now, but I’ve always felt that. In time…

Ate some chorizo. Life continues.

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Isolation smoked western style pork ribs

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I’d c ome visit but

a) I’m isolating and
b) There’d be none left for you.

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ah that looks good. i wish i had a smoker

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Most of the time what I do isn’t technically “smoking” if you ask the fancy ass BBQ people. I just use a barrel style charcoal grill and keep the coals/wood chips at one end and the meat at the other. They call it an “indirect cook”. eye roll lol

Basically if you have a charcoal grill, keep the temp around 210 and use wood chips or chunks you’ll get something similar.

Also if you need a project I built a smoker for about 125 dollars out of a small grill and clam steaming pot. I’m sure I can still find the directions.

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