Fred Durst (the real one) is in trouble and he needs your help!
“OK, guys, here’s the deal. My band is a lazy pile of shit who doesn’t seem to want to make new music. In fact, the last album we ‘put out’ was just me leaking it on the internet because nobody else cared to do it” says Fred Durst, Limp Bizkit frontman and all-around good guy. “So basically, I’m coming up with new material on my own now, but it’s not as easy as it sounds”.
“I learned how to play EXTREMELY BASIC nu-metal riffs, in the style of my band (without the help fro LezBoredland, fuck that guy) but that’s all I have so far. No drummer, no bassist, NOTHING ELSE. I need to cut a single now so I can send it to BET and maybe get played on their channel like old times”.
Fred continues: “I need you to build a song around my guitars. ANY STYLE WILL DO. PLEASE HELP ME! Also, I’ll do vocals later but let’s not even worry about that part. I need a SONG and a SOUND!”
Fred’s guitars have to be a major part of the sound. Fred has a bit of an ego problem, so he really wants to hear himself in the mix. Otherwise, you can use all the creative freedom to warp, stretch, or de-genrefy the song entirely, adding literally anything else to the song. “Just make me sound good, don’t make me sound gay” he says. Not every stem needs to be used, either.
The track needs to be a standard 3-5 minute affair. “How else do you expect me to get played on BET?” asks our retarded friend FD, who is seemingly losing touch with reality.
Use the ‘Readme’ file to slect your difficulty. There’s no wrong way to use this pack, but for those who want to go deeper into re-amping, it’s all yours. “Alright, enough of all this nerd talk” says Durst.
(Rule 3 is more a of a tip; all resources are here so you can go as deep as you want)
Submissions are now due whenever. I’m letting somebody else decide because I don’t care.