i’m calling in my og status here to put this in the studio because while it is half a shitpost and thus maybe more technically suited to side room bullshit, i’m also dead serious and this is from something i’m actually doing.
gaze in horror friends at my ultra drum parallel “compression” send for this dark power-ambient shit i’m doing.
i did just have 4 but coming back to it i thought “no, this is too gentle.” so i duped em all once again and behold, the limiter centipede, into which you put a normal sounding ableton suite drum kit and out of which you get a sausage with an absurd amount of sustain and a lovely crunchy verb tail to compensate for the little bits where the sample doesn’t quite fill the space between notes - this is a fairly slow beat and the idea was to take the nice natural decay of these samples and absolutely fucking shit on them, just defile them in a way that would make any audio engineer immediately blacklist you from ever touching a project they’re on if they were to witness it (hi)
obviously it does what i intend but i expect some of you may not actually be able to read this now through the blind rage with which you wish to strangle me whist screaming exactly why what i’ve done here is bad and i’m bad an i deserve the cold release of thanatos’ grip
please send all hate mail, love letters, and discussion at this webzone ok i love you bye
ps i may add more idk