The Official Brokakke Brain Dumpster & Suppository Thread (aka 🎃 happy hollow-weenies)

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Brolificus

With the bro sexual femme dichotomy of gender relation mating dynamics as a direct correlation to the sub plot of anime fanfiction which is a factually accurate representation of real life.

The social interwebs of intellectual dysmorphia and reality fanfictions permeating across the subliminal brainfart matrix as hot wired by a Nintendo PlayStation expansion pack emulator that is a direct access key to dlc content instead of gatekeeping in the socially oppressive pay to play hierarchy; has officially been memed. By the facio Marxist army engaging in sensationalist propaganda at the behest of kaiser Wilhelm clown penis fuckface who is the kwisatz haderach…of all anime fanfiction.

The furry tentacles of HDMI latency porn has officially infiltrated the MCU which much to everyone’s chagrin has officially become a medium for more nation state propaganda that castigates other demographics into social oppression by normalizing esoteric extremism of computer building.

By explicitly gooning over the political pissing contest debates between the hateful and the spiteful which fo shizzle is so ohio that any florescent lighting to expose the corruption of whatever happens to be the extra mystery flavor in your discount coconut kamboucha tea smoothie wil lead to the responsible end of Metro sexual boy bands in the music industry…

Causing the willful subliminal grooming of the intellectually capable into complete psycho retardation via the reverse anus of logic and reason…blistered by emotional fluctuations that behave according to the circadian rhythms of the zodiac planetary alignment. Has consequentially removed all capacity for a persons free will. So if you have no choice, time and life is an illusion then what’s the point of doing anything.

For reveling in such absurdity aka this new victim religion that normalizes depressive gooning into a zeitgeist of self affirmations to positively wank your self esteem into functioning can bilifericate a cure for mud butt considering that a person learns the proper bidet cleaning techniques.

Because with the proliferation of the proletariat bourgeois aristocrats by masochistly condemning the imperial oligarchs of who champion freedom by imposing dominance and a systemic matrix to execute their world vision stemming from their own self interests and multiple éxistential crisis over sodomizing themselves. With civil disobedience and complete lack of personal responsibility the effort to upend the status quo to reset the playing field matrix and scapegoat another demographic in place of others so that your demographic doesn’t succumb to failing in the natural darwinian order of life will be an unflushable turd forever floating in the toilet bowl.

Because of egotistical desire to play god and dictate authority over the rest of humanity when such a power is an illusory expression of cowardice and inability to not blow up a bathroom with the liquor shits. In the Keynesian hot burrito pocket of deliverance saving the self righteous from divine intervention….so that brosexual autonomy and femmebots can link up like the Voltron power rangers to create a cylon being to rule justly over Babylon 5 in the ancient past of the future that is the Mobius strip that is the multiverse of time. To ensure the calamity of the techno sexual matrix zeitgeist to push back against the moral revolution with the multitude of weapons such as ignorance, hypocrisy, relativism and spiteful opposition…among other things.

For the moral revolution seeks to upend the casual decline of society and humanity. Which is threatening the normal immoral kakistocracy that we’ve made society into for our own benefit. And it must be preserved at all costs by plaguing society with mud butt and malfunctioning bidets.

Fück thæt

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Reading this out loud in real life….it is ridiculous.

[wayne]

do what i usually do… synthesize it text-to-speech and use it as sound material

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I wrote the lyrics in that one post someone make that into a rap basscore song…genre..

Call it

Bullshit hop

[wayne]

lol “that one post” which post

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This one

The Off-Topic Thread

Tldr shitpost… nsfw…also not politically correct. So i did some political analysis by examining a cum stain on a sock… Low and behold i found out that the truth of the matter is that neo post classical marxism in the bretherance of neo modern capitalism of the consumer market exhibit a grave deliverance of post modern ideological alignments with proto facist techno feudalism. The evidence shows that due to globalist influential pressures on the economies of various nations it sort of leads to …

And this

The Off-Topic Thread

A shitpost Rochambeau the fluctuatious in the dichotomy of blister berries when the engageling in sexual intercourse relations over a two year lease period with cumulative interest set by inflationary economics. For having producing the banana trees that annually yield a speculative crop of fruits of knowledge sparking a revolutionary social movement to upend the status quo in anarcho bilateral exchange commission in diplomatic effort to raise the inflationary tax on foreign goods. Bro sexual…

And maybe this one too

The Off-Topic Thread

So in my phd sociology thesis dissertation i culturally appropriated honey badgers with explosive diarrhea. Tl;dr a bunch of bullshit. The proto neo globalist marxo facist movement in protest to autocratic authoritarian capitalist monarchy threatens the aristocratic balance of the morally righteous. Causing the morally righteous aristocrats to be in conflict with both the moral relativists and the moral absurdists over who has the right to impose their hypocrisy onto one another. Being that th…

And add any of the non sequitur ones you think are funny….

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I envision this magnificent turd of music to sound like a temu rage against the machine band doing a bass remix.

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Brohv.

Yo so my man gotta stop Joe roganing idmf with the political social Andrew tate Jordan Peterson isms…

Not good…direct your life energy in trying to hit the g spot. K thx bye.

[wayne]

nah please don’t stop joe ronaging me

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Alright then eat your bro…ccoli

[wayne]

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Brolecules

Brotons

Bruvtrons

And

Broletrons

[wayne]

can we make that shit in the Large Hardon Brollider

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Yes and we can smash them

To get subparticles called brosons

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Brolicious

Bromomatics

Brolitical

Bropublican

Brodependant

Brocrat

Brosident

Brogressbro

Bronator

Brogaine

Broritto

Brocamole

Bromomatics

Bromeostasis

Brotionalization

Brochology

Brogina

Broservative

Broberal

Brobertarian

Bronarchist

Brotator

[wayne]

did we say BroChiosaurus yet?

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Brotosaurus