The Official Brokakke Brain Dumpster & Suppository Thread (aka šŸŽƒ happy hollow-weenies)

happy mcstabby halloween, ya cunts :jack_o_lantern: now post your costumes

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Disclaimer - This thread is dual-topic. 87% absurdist non-sequitur pseduo-philosophical brain-enema & troll bukakke suppository // 13% pictures of people not dressing up for halloween

hope yours was swell. i’m still wearing my mermaid spandex. mer-MAN. went to the premiere of the trailer for the full length film i’m doing foley/post on. Halloween partty with campy film in an oldschool theater surrounded with people who don’t live stream the entire thing with their IPAD XXXL Screen brightness: 100%


shit was good. Trash Film Orgy’s ā€œMonster From Bikini Beachā€ was the film. first one time re-release/showing since I first saw it I think, back in 2008.

and my wifey? she looked fi-ee-i-ee-ine as fuck.

post your thirst trap halloweencostumes if you dressed up

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lol or don’t

i decided BfK’s posting style is sound and will attempt to emulate here on out

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Please do and make sure to conversate together while you emulate him

Emptiness.

Emptiness is loneliness, loneliness is cleanliness.

Cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty.

Blah.

Just like me.

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I’m a ghost. I’m there in spirit.

Also fid your not doing it right gotta be mildly offensive…with some passive aggressive dick jokes that are somehow an allegory for politics.

AI was gonna take our jobs.

Turns out it just learned how to write better LinkedIn posts than we do.

Machines pretending to be empathetic while humans copy-paste their emotions like patch notes.

At this rate, the only organic thing left will be the anxiety.

Modern society performatively doing downward dog on a mat made of denial.

half the population can’t afford a doctor but can tell you their rising sign.

we turned critical thinking into a subscription service with tiered access.

you wanna ascend? upgrade to premium.

Question authority by clicking ā€˜agree’ to the ToS you didn’t read.

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nothing ever ends. it just decomposes into smaller lies.

ā€œcontent.ā€

civilization = feedback loop of attention spans fighting for reincarnation.

every thought you have is bought, optimized, and resold back to you with better lighting.

reality’s a group project and half the class dropped out.

i used to believe in truth but now i just believe in thicc butts and that i will most likely take a shit at some point today.

the future isn’t digital—it’s decomposition.

slowly.

beautifully.

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Fid is me for Halloween

And I’ll be fid…

The change up in real life.

Lol.

All good bruh.

Too bukwoski…gotta dumb it down to 5th grade reading level.

Also facts

I’m more trying to channel your energy

rather than parrot it.

but I’ll work harder.

I’ve got the formatting down mostly i think

yeee

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The similar avis will confuse the fuck out of people…

Lmao

i don’t agree, i think your posts are quite sophisticated.

even though philosophical absurdist rambles

i used to do that a lot as a younger man but i gate myself a lot these days

I think i just eventually got tired of the replies from idiotic sycophants who just wanted to hear/read themselves talk so they could revel in their own genius

me, i am far from genius.

i reject the ā€œgā€ word. once you start suckin your own dick too much you forget what it feels like to be inside someone else

i was always just angry

now i have high blood pressure

who fuckin cares. we all goners anyway

need to lower the threshold, unleash my inner zealot

thicc butts

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And I know that you won’t even try.

Don’t wait for me to help you.

It’s too late for any of my advice.

Misplaced your values.

Forgot the importance of being right.

Don’t sit there and act humble.

I’ve heard your story a thousand times.

No trust.

all I got is lies..

Boring,

alright.

We are all the same atoms but arranged in different sequences whilst vibrating at varying frequencies which gives us all different forms and energies..

Some energies are magnetic and some are repulsive…some gel together some create friction…sometimes the gelling and the friction is positive and negative…

Additionally different energies when together have different relationships with each other…some energies dominate others….some energies harmonize and some energies do like a yin yang thing,

The relationship between some energies can sometimes be parasitic like feeding off of each other and other times the relationships can be the opposite of that and it’s more positive.

Energy can vary moment to moment depending on a variety of factors.

But this is holistic metaphysical talk that’s too abstract to be real world applicable.

Let things flow through you like waves in an ocean but don’t be so dependent on the tide that it completely carries you into directions where you don’t want to be…other wise you’ll lose yourself to the ocean.

This is the thread

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Brah…

Like the whole moody musician thing is so 94 where the railing against the corporatist machine because your copy machine doesn’t have a penis friendly scanner so that you can photocopy dick pics to stuff into the employee suggestion box at work, is counterproductive.

Like being a curmudgeon operating on a self relativistic ethos of righteousness is gonna get you got in the streets…cause when a person wallows in pain and channels it through the zeitgeist of modern binary polarization of recycled trendy marketed individualism…

All that’s left is a hollow existence built upon boxes checked which is another kind of delulu, in conjunction with the other delulu aka being Hollywood tiktok famous.

So what it is the point of it all. In the age of authenticity I need to be cash app five bucks so I go off grid and live in the wild and survive off the land instead participating in the comforts of civilized complaining.

Because the amount of struggle is like a definition of how competent a person is…and if you aren’t competent then its reflects on you.

Bro, bruh,

I posted brah

But we also need some brah and bruv

For elemental balance.

And the fifth element will be the idmf netlabel it’s our leelu multipass.

You Broh’s are breaking the 4th wall

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Join as one and become agent Smith

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Bro, bruh, brah, bruv, broh…

Lol the five elements…

Hormonal balance is achieved

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