The Alien Thread

I actually just put that on today, because i’ve never seen it before, so i decided that I’d watch while I’m working. I’m still near the beginning, but so far, this is “dumber than a mud fence”… like, everything about it. We’ve gone straight into SyFy b-movie territory. Maybe that’s the appeal?

Also, the fact that Weyland-Yutani supposedly got bought out by Wal-mart… jesus christ, who the fuck wrote this?

Sorry @nose I’m inclined to disagree so far, but if i change my mind after watching the rest I’ll redact this, haha.

For me the appeal is the SyFy b-movie vibe. I understand if others don’t dig that. But I looooove irredeemable garbage like that.

Rez sucks. The CG aliens looked bad even for 97, and Jeunet can’t direct action scenes.

The best character is the first to die, and Brad Dourif is totally wasted in that movie. The humor is bad, the story is bad, the movie looks bland, and I don’t like Weavers performance.

It’s crap, I tell ya!

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Let the hate flow through you. :sweat_smile:

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7.5/10 is an incredible rating for a movie like “rez” or whatever y’all are calling it. wife and I have a rule, if rotten tomaters gives it higher than 20% and it’s sci fi or horror, fuck yeah WE GON WATCH IT.

as for REZ, look, idgaf, but as long as there are no "on god"s or "no cap"s or "bet"s or “i’m a cloud physicist” (fucking TWISTERS VOMIT BLOOD OMFG KILLLLLL ITTTT WITH FIIIREEEEEEE) then i’m in. that’s all I want. keep the broccoli hair out of my sci fi movies for at least a few more years

haven’t seen it, but based on the reviews so far in this thread and the people who gave them, i’m certain i’m going to…

…think it was totally watchable. giving my review right now without even seeing it, here it is: it’s a movie. cool. i peed twice and missed some things, i’m sure it was super important. when i was paying attention, i made certain that what i was watching was in fact a film.

i’m sure I will say that. “it was a movie.” brb

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rez = alien 4 (resurrection) , definitely pre-spaghetti hair

as for romulus, peeing twice and missing a few bits, it’s definitely one of the movies of all time

oops, I deleted that on accident.

anyways, it had a lot of spoilers.

my spoiler free complaint is that one stuff that appears that connects this movie to the previous ones.

having a plot device that allows for the alien lifecycle to be sped up on crack and happen in a matter of minutes is just weird. don’t fuck with the lifecycle, mang.

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ok, that’s just lazy writing lol that is bad bad

The cycles been sped up since 2004, so I just expect it at this point.

goddammit I am fuckin stupid. was so hyped on being witty I mxied up Rez and Rom. christ almighty. I need a hug… on my facee…

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I decided to sletch the Alien from memory:

EDIT: This should just be retitled The Alien Thread

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I agree. Done

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now we’re talkin’

I can just close the rest of the forum and hang in here, my time has come

cracks knuckles

So how about that laser-melting whiskey cube device in Alien Rez?

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Alien Romulus is awesome movie. I watched it 2 days ago. It was amazing.

Highly recommend it to everyone

I don’t even need to see it to know it’s good

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@nose It’s finally happening

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I’ll definitely be picking it up whenever it gets released. I finally finished the first game two years ago on super easy difficulty, and even then I thought it was way too long lol.

Love the part with the derelict though, and have replayed that short section a few times since.

When an article popped on my google feed i was like “Ho. Leeeee. Shit.”

After giving it a second watch, I think Alien Romulus sucks. I won’t be picking up the disc, but I hope its success will get the rest of the films released on 4K.

It’s about as bad as Alien Resurection, in my opinion.

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