maybe AI can teach/make me one lol
random bathroom mirrors like in a cool bar are always a good way to go.
watch out for crocs mate.
no gators on this beach homie
Maybe he means a rogue croc coming out of nowhere and smacking you round the face, like one of yours mysteriously coming off of your foot at high speed and like a boomerang coming back around again.

ohhhhh haha i get it now, wow i’m slow sometimes. dude, talk all the shit you want, crocs are so goddamn comfortable. i’ll wear my idiocracy shoes urrday of the week haters gon hate.
Carried over from the what made you happy thread, here’s some photos of my sleeve extension while it’s nice and fresh:
Dang. It’s gunna hurt when they color in your wenis.
yeah i’d let that arm inside me. nice fuckin weenis
vlantis you’ll always be my teenage dirtbag baby
on god though fr fr that’s a really cool looking henna tattoo man. should think about getting it done permanently.
also lol V @Vlantis I found this sample today on my HD called something like “vlantissayingtheworddickabunch.wav” and it’s literally just you going DICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICK…that’s way too long" the fuck? lolllll
@wayne damn dude, that’s like ten years old or something lol.
yeah what was that from?!
I think it was from one of my interviews, but who knows. I remember posting a lot of videos back in the day, as well.
Certified legend
Damn we do merch now? This guy is good.
whose puny life do you want me to destroy in order to receive one of these?
won’t lie, i went from six to midnight
Merchpulser
I actually read that as “Merchpusher” the first couple times. Thought it was play on Squarepusher.
How about Church Mulcher?
too lazy to photoshop a cute little mini chapel getting shoved inside this mulcher
I already sent you one dawg. Merry fuckin Christmas





