So this
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Maybe at least it won’t be a lazy plagiarism machine?
I doubt this is going to swoop in and change the landscape of AI, but if it does, maybe it’ll at least make things more ethical, interesting and useful. Or at the very least, maybe we’ll get a whole new wave of computing out of it and that could be interesting in itself.
Even the idea of carefully fine-tuning AI and / or using a proprietary set of data created specifically for particular platforms seems like a better use of the technology than the garden variety of copying whatever you can find and hoping for the best, so if it somehow pushes things in that direction I’d certainly become more interested in it myself.
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i think this is pretty cool
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Yes i was instantly confused!
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I thought you were mad about something just from seeing “oi,” regardless of the rest of the title…
It’s fucked up, but so are slaughterhouses, and GMOs, and disease research, and basically anything involving biology.
If we (as a species) can manage to successfully produce working biocomputers then that’s a huge step into the future. The concern is when they try to fuse it with our own brains, like a certain South African and his computer chips.
Hopefully we don’t get any “nerve-huggers” or anything out of this. Probably won’t buy a FleshBook pro if it comes out one day, but there’s potential in this. Weird, what if we start making music on flesh based computers?
Meaty Loops Studio. Ableton Alive. Gross…
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It also depends on whether computing causes them stress or pain along the way.
A lot of effort and research has gone into disproving the theory that fish somehow magically don’t feel pain (hey, it was a good fantasy), but that doesnt account for the inaudible screams of vegetables when you slice them up. If they reach hard enough, they’ll probably find that, too
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Oi…
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oi so i just found out these yank science dickheads grew a fuckin blob of brain in a dish and had the nerve to call it OI
OI.
as in OI MATE, as in the thing that gets yelled 40 times a night outside any servo from brisbane to perth, and now it’s the name for some slimy arse neuro soup that plays pong??? nahhh they’re takin the absolute fuckin piss
like yeah cool, you grew some “organoid” outta stem cells and now it’s doin lil brain things, good onya, but you don’t get to steal OI for that. that’s our word y’cunt. you can’t just slap it on some dish brain and pretend it’s not culturally offensive. next thing you know they’ll be namin a fuckin robot “straya” and gettin it to review hot sauces.
and they’re actin like they’re mad cunts too, like “look at us makin wet computers” nah bro you just made a fuckin goo ball that gets confused by flashing lights and needs babysittin every ten minutes. teach it to open a beer or do my taxes then we’ll talk.
meanwhile they got a press release like “this will change the future of AI” — mate it can barely win at pong. my niece’s ipad could outthink it and she still puts crayons up her nose.
and don’t even get me started on the fact that all the cunts in the lab are prob called brad or chad or some other yank wanker name, sittin there smug as shit like “we’re building the future of intelligence” while callin a scientific breakthrough the most aussie fuckin word in existence
“organoid intelligence”
OI.
fucksake.
translation
oi nah nah NAHHHHHHHHHHHH
jus heard sum yankee eggheads done gone an called sum brain-in-a-bowl bullshit “OI”
OI.
OI ya drongo, as in the thing ya shout wen ya stub ya toe or see ya mate ridin a roo blind on goon
they done named a brain blob that
bruh
me brain near 'sploded like a dunny in summer
these cheeky fucks grew sum sorta goo-brain outta them steemy cells or woteva
like yeah alright, clever bastards, but then they chucked the most sacred fuckin syllable in Straya onnit like it’s nuffin
deadset felt like i got glassed in the soul
“organoid intelligence”
they say it like they invented gods
mate it’s a fuggin wet nugget floatin in a dish, looks like a chicken parmi got left in the sun too long
and the yank nerds standin round it like it’s baby jesus
they’re takin the piss so hard they prob need a catheter
ya ever heard a bloke from Toowoomba yell “OI!” across three paddocks coz his ute’s on fire?
yeah well that’s what that word means
not this limp soggy brain soup wit wi-fi
an now they reckon it’s the future o’ AI
mate the last AI they built couldn’t even guess me birthday right, and now they reckon a jellybean full o’ neurons is gonna cure me nana’s dementia?
GET STUFFED
and don’t come in ere sayin “calm down love”
i’ll punch on with the whole CSIRO in a carpark
i’m a mad cunt an i’ve had enuff
next they’ll be namin a microchip “oi oi oi” and sayin it runs on VB
anyway
if ya need me
i’ll be in the back shed teachin me cattle dog to play pong
at least he respects the culture
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Aye…gotta point
This is terrible 
Honestly I think the last time I said Oi was many days ago… I think it’s more common for me to shorten words with that typical “a/o” combo. Garden City? Garbo. Johnathan? Johnno.
that’s kinda like us northern Californians with “hella”, now that everyone says it we’re over it.
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I mean… Imagine calling the latest “artificial intelligence” development something like: YO
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More like shartificial
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Oi this hella cray yo, fo shizzle its ohio
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snooptongue and alphalang should never join each other 
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