Post your rewritings of classical literature as dumb social media posts…
moby dick…
Bro 4 real imma fukin harpoon that bitch ass whale…constantly swimming around thinkin he be owning the fukin sea…i run this shit…imma fukin captain…
Pride and prejudice…
Omg got a tinder date with that famous guy.
Gurl im jelly
You go sis
War and peace…
Yo its fukin russia and its fukin cold…
I know right
Yo did you hear about the revolution
Nah whats going down
Idk stay away from that
I heard about it but im too busy gettin laid to
be involved
Idk im sort of seeing somebody but also i
have responsibilities to the country.
Lol yeah everybodys a hypocrite fuk it im
down
Second thought nvm im too busy its
all a farce imma just gonna focus on
me
Etc…