So several fortnights ago, Mindsweeper posted this. I don’t know if she rendered it or just pulled it from another site, but I pay tribute to it every once in a while. Maybe this could be a BB theme.
So while there are many loopholes for rules #1 (eg identical stems hard panned left & right) & #3 I am going to attempt to keep the spirit of the ruleset so my track isn’t disqualified.