I … how … what?
What am I supposed to do with this? I know you’re hungry but I can’t prepare a meal with this. There’s not even any mea… oh wait. I guess I could … you know what, ok. May I have access to your kitchenware? Yes? Thank you. I’m no cook but if all you want is a fresh meal, I may be able to oblige.
Your ‘client’ has newly asked your attention to preparing a meal for him. He has supplied a list of everything he wants in his meal. Obviously he knows that some food needs to be cooked so he has given you access to his kitchen supplies. The questions remain: can you assemble the meal? Can you use all the ingredients he requested? Will you be pure or do you need to sneak in some secret ingredients? He’s a bit of an idiot, I’m sure he won’t notice if we swap out some of his list for our own.
The list:
milk - https://freesound.org/people/f4ngy/sounds/240779/
beer - https://freesound.org/people/BillyOftenWilliamPalmer/sounds/434999/
bread - https://freesound.org/people/mars_98/sounds/445035/
onions - https://freesound.org/people/dersuperanton/sounds/433712/
salad - https://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/135457/
tomatoes - https://freesound.org/people/SamuelGremaud/sounds/572433/
eggs - https://freesound.org/people/spanrucker/sounds/272225/
https://freesound.org/people/xenognosis/sounds/137238/
cheese - https://freesound.org/people/mshahen/sounds/185860/
apples - https://freesound.org/people/GentlemanWalrus/sounds/518049/
option:
wine - https://freesound.org/people/Kostas17/sounds/536313/
kitchen:
21762634 -rwxr-xr-x 1 1000 100 14220332 [2021-07-01 20:06] 0701_211649.WAV*
21762799 -rwxr-xr-x 1 1000 100 34404908 [2021-07-01 20:27] 0701_213806.WAV*
#appologies for the kitchen file split, I maxed out the remainder of the cardDownload:
- full
- kitchenware-only
- list-only
Upon request, alternate formats or sites can be utilized to host files.
Sounds:
Yes, I shopped at freesound for the grocery list so you can source the sounds to their respective creators. The kitchen sounds are mine & all power/authority/permission of those files is in your hands.
To be honest that’s not a lot of tonal sounds. I pulled as many things out of my cupboards as I could in effort for you to have something to load into a sampler. 1/2 the strikes were made with rubber, but I switched to my bony knuckle because it resonated the metal/glass better (yes my knuckle still hurts). If you desire any more kitchenware & it is in my possession, I will record it & append it to the list of downloadable links.
If anyone is still around, I could possibly conjure a prize for this, but it would be along the lines of Jimmy Johns pickup/delivery. I’m game if anyone is interested. Also if not then I’m going to order it for myself.
off topic
Thank you all for attending my TedTalks. I apologize for falsifying the date upon this BB’s release. I actually had something else in mind but after 4 days of ‘researching’ I decided to drop it for this, which was easier to assemble.
