So here’s my thing, made it last night + today. Didn’t initially plan on participating but what the hey, why not? Hope the mix is ok, didn’t do the car test. I also opt out of the voting pool for winning the prize, but would still like to be on the compilation.
-> link to the -6dB version for the comp
[In the distant future…]
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