Unfortunately, a fast metabolism won’t last your entire life. Enjoy it while you can!
Source: I know, I’m finally putting on unwanted weight after decades of being skinny while eating/drinking whatever I wanted when I wanted and not necessarily exercising much, to the (understandable) envy of my wife. I get it, putting on weight easily sucks.
@idmkid dude, your bed is fucking huge.
Oh i am very careful about what i eat, minimal sweet and junk food, mostly trying to go for vegies and fruits and some meats. No chips no fried things, you know anything that can make my system lag or work badly i dont take it. But i think you are right. Im 36 now. My wife hates me too. 
Hahaha, oh the memes, but nothing as epic as this, if it happens it would be in the form of an unexpected and quick death of the targeted individuals.
And it has happened many times until now, but the people never find out because the targets get replaced by clones and other things.
