Two servings of matcha powder in my morning “smoothie” (super greens powder, mushroom powder, liquid vitamin D and B-12, one cup frozen berries). Also, usually one cup of Cuban coffee early in the day. Other than that water and some brewed iced tea.
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I am travelling bush with my family and we ran outta milk yesterday morning after breakfast. So i didn’t make any coffee this morning. It’s 12 noon and we have finally made it to a town and just bought a coffee. Tastes so fucking delicious ahhhh.
For context i get up at 5:30am and normally have had 2 or 3 extra shot flat whites by this time on a normal work day.
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ouf, I feel your pain, I am a grumpy bear w/o my morning jolt!
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Been doing more adulting…
Havent shitposted in a while…
Will continue to do more adulting. 
Cause leading by example.
Are you saying I’m a 41 year old child? Because… you aren’t wrong… lol
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All the computers exploded. Had to fix all the computers.
Feel like I’ve hit my adulting quota for the year, employer feels otherwise.
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ooooooooh shizzzzz, man I do not envy any ya’ll techy people right now
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No i did not say that.
Also im not gonna give a freudian analysis of this statement.
Cause im respectfully adulting. Lol.
100% just joking around : )
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Sport mode keeps them in the discussion.
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also
I love my fucking crocs
fuck you
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Now let’s hear from our homie Lil McGPT to drop some dope rap battle shit:
Yo, you think you’re the boss, but I’m here to dethrone,
Your Crocs lookin’ weak, man, I’m breakin’ your bones.
Blood on your socks, tryna act hardcore,
But my Crocs stay flexin’, I’m bringin’ the roar.You run with the mob, hand on the Glock,
But my Crocs got swagger, they ain’t outta stock.
Talkin’ ‘bout chalk, they gon’ outline you,
While I’m stylin’ in comfort, you lookin’ like a fool.“Fuck you jus say, no quiero habla,”
My Crocs speak volumes, yours just blah blah.
AR in your sock? Man, that’s just a joke,
My Crocs so fly, they makin’ you choke.Fill up the clip, air out my clique?
My Crocs steal the show, you ain’t worth a lick.
Pimp in your whip, drownin’ in drip,
But your Crocs look cheap, you losin’ your grip.Top of the building, you jump, you fall,
My Crocs got me floatin’, I’m breakin’ through walls.
You want four mil? I got ten in the bank,
My Crocs got that style, makin’ all heads crank.Popped and forgotten, left in a grave,
Your Crocs get no love, while mine pave the way.
Wrinkle your bills like the skin off Hillary?
My Crocs stay pristine, stackin’ paper artillery.Buzz stackin’ bills, yeah, to infinity,
Your Crocs lookin’ dusty, I’m chasin’ divinity.
Flawless fluidity, my Crocs got credibility,
You losin’ this battle, accept the futility.Pimp in your Crocs? I’m rockin’ the throne,
Blood on your socks? That’s my victory tone.
You can’t hear me talk, but you feel every line,
My Crocs reign supreme, now bow to the grind.
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If they’re not in sport mode, they’re not allowed at work.
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If i wear your croc shoes and if you wear my croc shoes…
Does it make us some kind of eskimo brothers?
Some days i wish the mcu would happen faster…but other days im like im too old for this shit.
Did some adulting…
Gonna do some more adulting.
Cause its time.
What am I doing here?
I can’t even legally drink!
(Hasn’t stopped me in some cases 
)
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