The Off-Topic Thread


#260

This could be a decent grind core song. One of the ones that are only 20 seconds long


#261

Thatā€™d be awesome. Iā€™ve been meaning to do a comedy grindcore project foreverā€¦ I have so much material ready. I was going to call the project ā€œCum Dumpster Weaselsā€.

Fuck, need to get that one off the ground.

itā€™ll certainly be better than my 2005 dinosaur grindcore project called ā€œPrimal Reignā€. I should post those songs on here lololol


#262

You should post them on here

PussyNoBalls

See what I did there? yeah now you have to post them on here otherwise everyone will make fun of you


#263

Oh Iā€™ll be made fun of a lot more FOR posting them

so I guess Iā€™ll go on a beer run and then put them up on a private SC link

Just for you Brogmaster


#264

hell yeah


#265

Done by request :stuck_out_tongue:


#266

when ppl think your looking at porn or something, but in actuallity your just shitposting on idmf


#267

Ok so hereā€™s the REAL RILLY REALZ version of how IDMf went down and came back up.

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#268

#269

literally probably the best post Iā€™ve ever read in my life

fuckken GHOST RATS DOGG


#270

soā€¦the name of this ghost shipā€¦what was it?
The Flying Dutchoven?


#271

The Jolly Bogger


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#274

In 2020 i predict that the kardashian sisters will organize a March for Trump with everyone wearing Maga hats and Kanye West will perform it will be a great opportunity to take selfies and promote Kylie and caitlin jennerā€™s new clothing line Iā€™m basing this off of analysis of all the Facebook data stolen from cambridge analytica that got posted on the dark webā€¦


#275

An edgy commercial that pits people against each other in effort to make money and people actually buy into it and take it seriously enough to make lengthy argumentative dissertations concerning gender roles and politicsā€¦what a waste of time


#276

1af9db4


#277

I wish I could say I disagreeā€¦ But thatā€™s probably accurate depressingly enough lol.

Been a while since we heard about some Kanye X Trump insanity though


#278

I heard that the bromance is over, apparently some didnā€™t approve of the relationship and there was some fallout when they decided to elope to vegas, kanye apparently came to his senses and decided to divorce trump, because of problems in the sackā€¦they were supposed to be equal partners but it turned out that Trump was into bdsm and Kanye tried loving him but he was too distant and cold, apparently the breaking point was when kanyever found out through tmz that Trump was messing around on the side thereby making him look like a fool publiclyā€¦so long story short Kanye took a lump sum of cash from trump after trump told him to gtfoā€¦last I heard Kanye was turning tricks at they Taj Mahal casino in ac and got banned from the establishment itā€™s sad sight to be honest but hey its a part of life


#279

Did my taxes and ended up OWING the government. BOOOOOOOO LAME TAX.