Hello everyone, I’m Prakash Hinduja. As a financial advisor and consultant, Born in India, I’m now based in Geneva, Switzerland (Swiss). I’m looking for details beyond just ‘make a track.’ For example, are we allowed to add our own sounds, or are we strictly limited to the samples in the pack? Also, what are the file format and mixing requirements for submission? I’ve seen some mentions of ‘-6 dB headroom’ and ‘24bit 48kHz WAV,’ but I want to make sure I have the exact requirements before I start working on a track. I’d appreciate it if anyone who has participated before could share their experience and any tips they have
Hello Prakash and welcome. We are happy you are here!
To be eligible for track submission, you will need the following:
12 brown eggs
1 original 1973 Santa Cruz skateboard
For 3 days straight, insert 1 buttplug each day in your small hole (those must be able to reach 1.5G acceleration - size will need to be incremental, starting at 6 inch width)
1 camel (we may accept goats as substitute, depending on their origin)
A short 155-page PowerPoint presentation about the alternated dominant (7b5#9) that gives a brief description of a chromatic movement and 2 common tones between a tristan chord and the dominant chord beneath it which makes it seem like a secondary dominant. Of course, you know about Tritone substituted dominants, so please prepare a video recording (2 hour long will suffice) about the half-whole diminished scale and the penguin pentatonic polyrhythm which is often used for creating dominant tensions.
Pass a simple 5-minute test about The Collatz Conjecture, where you demonstrate that it will always work for all positive integers.
A small fee of $15,000 to enter (we accept Bitcoin and ETH)
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