SPOILERS ALERT: fml a dashboard confessional lolling is getting old


#1

yeah you, dick-dock, you hot-snot twat-slot. give me your best shot, tough guy.

think you can hurt my feelings, buncha circle jerking knob-wagons?

go on. try it. call me something. I dare you.

I know a dude who calls people “dildos” all the time. steak and potato name-calling right there.

the mountain from game of thrones, I love the way he says “twat”.

enough soggy pillow talk you trout sniffers. call me something creative or soul-crushing in as few words as possible – heinously disgusting or loose dr. seuss caboose juice style is welcomed too – and I swear to god I will shamelessly delete this thread in three weeks when I remember I posted it, then I’ll cut the ropes on all the recess tetherballs.

stick it right in your stench trench, you ziplocked freezer-burned fetus. i’ll grope your nope-slope.


#2

dear diary,

fid hurt my feelings and I had to listen to some carly simon, it was a bad day today, i cried

:<

:stuck_out_tongue:


#3

None of you are worth my time. Mic drop


#4

This place has been dead going on 2 years now.

RIP.


#5


#6

What not many people here realize: this place is alive. But you are all dead. :smiley:


#7


#8

Fid, the name I want to call you got the last dude banned from discord so I won’t even go there girlfriend


#9


#10

The discord doesn’t count.


#11

The discord is alive, but braindead ^^


#12

You take that back! This is high quality theater.


#13

Theres 2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back!


#14

slap a dog dong bake face bang gang


#15

I’d love to ban all the posters in this thread, but most of them are mods or admins.
So I’ll just inform you that as I type this I’m sitting on the toilet.


#16

Lolirl


#17

You can’t shit can us from the shitter…check the by-laws


#18

I’m getting flashbacks of heavy, passive aggressive shaming.


#19

So glad I decided not to participate in this thread…


#20

Best thread we’ve had all year.