yeah you, dick-dock, you hot-snot twat-slot. give me your best shot, tough guy.
think you can hurt my feelings, buncha circle jerking knob-wagons?
go on. try it. call me something. I dare you.
I know a dude who calls people “dildos” all the time. steak and potato name-calling right there.
the mountain from game of thrones, I love the way he says “twat”.
enough soggy pillow talk you trout sniffers. call me something creative or soul-crushing in as few words as possible – heinously disgusting or loose dr. seuss caboose juice style is welcomed too – and I swear to god I will shamelessly delete this thread in three weeks when I remember I posted it, then I’ll cut the ropes on all the recess tetherballs.
stick it right in your stench trench, you ziplocked freezer-burned fetus. i’ll grope your nope-slope.