A siamese cat gets recruited for an off the books government black ops mission, and makes tom cruise look bad, tom cruise is replaced by said siamese cat for mission impossible franchise…reason being that the cat has real world experience…
This just in tom cruise calls siamese cat a douchebag…is miffed he got recast…said it was a mutual decision.
Limp bizkit album inducted into library of congress…for artistic integrity.
Donald trump marries roseanne barr…everyone who knows immediately begins to vomit
Two people one cup, no one wants to know whether or not its a sequel or completely unrelated…people decide not to risk their mental health.