Hi guys,
This song was published about two months ago, but for starters, to introduce myself to you, I thought it might be nice to present it to you as well. I think lyrics are important, so I printed them below as well. I hope you like it, and I will surely be interested to listen to what you compose, and in collabs with other users.
All instruments played by @Pleudoniem, and they are real, but digitally recorded and mastered
This song might apply to any so called ‘service’ that I’ve been pestered by lately. Are they really so stupid to think it is doing any good?
Job Interview
He said ‘Please take a seat
We have modern equipment
The top of the bill
Of modern recruitment
Right there on the screen
Is our beautiful bot
[welcome]
She will manage your talk
Tell me, isn’t she hot?
People have sex
Using pictures and deepfakes
And we have Vanessa
Who can do so much more.
I’m here for the job
[Can you specify the question]
I’m here for the job
[Can you specify the question]
I’m here for the job
[What do you mean exactly?]
I’m here for the job
[Please choose a topic
[What do you mean I’m a bot? Could you rephrase that question?]
[We are a great business with satisfied customers]
Soon I quit the attempt
Feeling oddly undone
By the answers I got
From this xml hon
Who’s a stiff digit Lady
So annoyingly pretty,
That I almost forgot
Her dimwitted speech
So I asked about life
And tomato sauce
And her favourite tune
To tease out the dross
And if she had a boyfriend
To be warm to her privates
But she kept on repeating
[I do not understand]