# Classical literature rewritten as dumb social media posts **URL:** \ **Category:** Side Room\ **Created:** [January 14, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://idmforums.com/t/classical-literature-rewritten-as-dumb-social-media-posts/6922 "2024-01-14T22:32:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bfk](https://idmforums.com/user_avatar/idmforums.com/bfk/32/7101_2.png) [@bfk](https://idmforums.com/u/bfk)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://idmforums.com/t/classical-literature-rewritten-as-dumb-social-media-posts/6922/1 "2024-01-14T22:32:57Z")
Post your rewritings of classical literature as dumb social media posts… moby dick… Bro 4 real imma fukin harpoon that bitch ass whale…constantly swimming around thinkin he be owning the fukin sea…i run this shit…imma fukin captain… Pride and prejudice… Omg got a tinder date with that famous guy. Gurl im jelly You go sis War and peace… Yo its fukin russia and its fukin cold… I know right Yo did you hear about the revolution Nah whats going down Idk stay away from that I heard about it but im too busy gettin laid to be involved Idk im sort of seeing somebody but also i have responsibilities to the country. Lol yeah everybodys a hypocrite fuk it im down Second thought nvm im too busy its all a farce imma just gonna focus on me Etc… ---
**Author:** ![KvlT](https://idmforums.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@KvlT](https://idmforums.com/u/KvlT)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 3:14am UTC](https://idmforums.com/t/classical-literature-rewritten-as-dumb-social-media-posts/6922/2 "2024-01-15T03:14:27Z")
I don’t think I’d be able to make my own, but sometimes I make Poe (dumb AI shit) recite things back to me like it’s a pirate (or worse), so I’m going to bet that it could do something like this. And I want to try it. Although, I’m a bit retarded when it comes to classical literature (especially fiction, which never makes any sense to me), so maybe in the process I’d actually understand it a little better. lol