That's because everyone at IDMF is GoodAtMusic(tm) so they never need to ask for help or advice. Not one member of this forum has ever been wrong about anything, nor have they failed to know the answer. These forums exist merely to allow visitors to gaze upon, and tremble before the glory of, the sacred texts the IDMF regulars pass down as posts. It is less of a forum, and more a repository of knowledge from the springs of divine inspiration.
Sadly, said advice is incomprehensible about 100% of the time and when asked for advice, the llamas of electronic music that the IDMF members are find themselves incapable of comprehending the troubles that mere mortals might face.