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Old 06-08-2014, 01:30 PM   #101
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Something a colleague at work shared with me:


Today is a good day. I just had a call from a telemarketer. Did I yell and scream at them, you ask? Certainly not. Like a good IT administrator I put my skills to use for their benefit. Here's how the conversation went:

Computer: "Press 9 to not be contacted in the future. Press 4 to speak to someone about your mortgage issues"
<presses 4>
TM: "Hello, are you having problems paying your mortgage?"
Me: "Hi, this is the IT department. We intercepted your call as we detected a problem with you phone and need to fix it."
TM: "Oh... ok, well what do we need to do?"
Me: "We're going to need to fix the settings by pressing 4-6-8 and * at the same time"
TM: "Ok, nothing happened."
<alright, so he's not using a Polycom>
Me: "Are you using the new Polycom phones that we deployed?"
TM: "No, it's a Yealink"
Me: "Ok, I see. You haven't had the new Polycom phone deployed to your desk yet. Let me check our technical documentations for the Yealink."
<did a quick Google search, "yealink phone factory reset">
Me: "Alright, do you see an "OK" button on your phone?"
TM: "Yes I do"
Me: "Alright, you're going to press and hold that button for 10 seconds."
TM: "OK, pressing it now"
Me: "Perfect, let me know if you get a password request"
TM: "OK, nothing has popped up ye----"
<click>

That's right. I made a telemarketer unwittingly factory reset his phone which means he will be unable to make anymore calls until someone is able to reconfigure his phone and that will take at least an hour or longer if they can't do it right away!




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Old 06-08-2014, 07:02 PM   #102
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Old 06-08-2014, 11:59 PM   #103
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This has probably been posted but oh well.

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Old 07-08-2014, 01:20 PM   #104
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Old 07-08-2014, 01:28 PM   #105
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Wait, can I have two today?

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Old 07-08-2014, 04:41 PM   #106
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Wait, can I have two today?

Yeah I just saw this. Stupid video. At least it is free to Reason 7 users (only those who bought in July) however WHERE IS THE VST support? Why did they make a video about this, this is more like a fix, just make it 7.2 download on the website.

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Old 07-08-2014, 06:25 PM   #107
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It's been raining the whole day today and yesterday and someone at the restaurant I work at was doing weather talk looking at the rain pouring down and the flooded pavement. I thought for a second that in the bible, when god decides to drown everybody and only warns Noe, nobody else knows about it. So I imagined all the people of the world doing weather talk "oh my ! I can't believe the weather ! It's like we're not going to have summer this year, are we ? I can't believe this is supposed to be august." and Noe building his ark somewhere in the mountains
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Old 07-08-2014, 06:32 PM   #108
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Wait, can I have two today?
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Is the joke that they advertise stuff that any daw does as if it was next-level ohmygod stuff ?
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Old 07-08-2014, 06:36 PM   #109
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Is the joke that they advertise stuff that any daw does as if it was next-level ohmygod stuff ?
Pretty much. It kind of pisses me off, who in the world are they aiming that at? Kids? It was head scratching like, really? Too lazy to make a real upgrade?

Edit: actually it looks like you do have to pay for it. Ridiculous.

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Old 07-08-2014, 10:01 PM   #110
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Something a colleague at work shared with me:


Today is a good day. I just had a call from a telemarketer. Did I yell and scream at them, you ask? Certainly not. Like a good IT administrator I put my skills to use for their benefit. Here's how the conversation went:

Computer: "Press 9 to not be contacted in the future. Press 4 to speak to someone about your mortgage issues"
<presses 4>
TM: "Hello, are you having problems paying your mortgage?"
Me: "Hi, this is the IT department. We intercepted your call as we detected a problem with you phone and need to fix it."
TM: "Oh... ok, well what do we need to do?"
Me: "We're going to need to fix the settings by pressing 4-6-8 and * at the same time"
TM: "Ok, nothing happened."
<alright, so he's not using a Polycom>
Me: "Are you using the new Polycom phones that we deployed?"
TM: "No, it's a Yealink"
Me: "Ok, I see. You haven't had the new Polycom phone deployed to your desk yet. Let me check our technical documentations for the Yealink."
<did a quick Google search, "yealink phone factory reset">
Me: "Alright, do you see an "OK" button on your phone?"
TM: "Yes I do"
Me: "Alright, you're going to press and hold that button for 10 seconds."
TM: "OK, pressing it now"
Me: "Perfect, let me know if you get a password request"
TM: "OK, nothing has popped up ye----"
<click>

That's right. I made a telemarketer unwittingly factory reset his phone which means he will be unable to make anymore calls until someone is able to reconfigure his phone and that will take at least an hour or longer if they can't do it right away!


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Old 08-08-2014, 09:30 PM   #111
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Something a colleague at work shared with me:


Today is a good day. I just had a call from a telemarketer. Did I yell and scream at them, you ask? Certainly not. Like a good IT administrator I put my skills to use for their benefit. Here's how the conversation went:

Computer: "Press 9 to not be contacted in the future. Press 4 to speak to someone about your mortgage issues"
<presses 4>
TM: "Hello, are you having problems paying your mortgage?"
Me: "Hi, this is the IT department. We intercepted your call as we detected a problem with you phone and need to fix it."
TM: "Oh... ok, well what do we need to do?"
Me: "We're going to need to fix the settings by pressing 4-6-8 and * at the same time"
TM: "Ok, nothing happened."
<alright, so he's not using a Polycom>
Me: "Are you using the new Polycom phones that we deployed?"
TM: "No, it's a Yealink"
Me: "Ok, I see. You haven't had the new Polycom phone deployed to your desk yet. Let me check our technical documentations for the Yealink."
<did a quick Google search, "yealink phone factory reset">
Me: "Alright, do you see an "OK" button on your phone?"
TM: "Yes I do"
Me: "Alright, you're going to press and hold that button for 10 seconds."
TM: "OK, pressing it now"
Me: "Perfect, let me know if you get a password request"
TM: "OK, nothing has popped up ye----"
<click>

That's right. I made a telemarketer unwittingly factory reset his phone which means he will be unable to make anymore calls until someone is able to reconfigure his phone and that will take at least an hour or longer if they can't do it right away!


That is incredibly epic.

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Old 09-08-2014, 02:03 AM   #112
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Something a colleague at work shared with me:


Today is a good day. I just had a call from a telemarketer. Did I yell and scream at them, you ask? Certainly not. Like a good IT administrator I put my skills to use for their benefit. Here's how the conversation went:

Computer: "Press 9 to not be contacted in the future. Press 4 to speak to someone about your mortgage issues"
<presses 4>
TM: "Hello, are you having problems paying your mortgage?"
Me: "Hi, this is the IT department. We intercepted your call as we detected a problem with you phone and need to fix it."
TM: "Oh... ok, well what do we need to do?"
Me: "We're going to need to fix the settings by pressing 4-6-8 and * at the same time"
TM: "Ok, nothing happened."
<alright, so he's not using a Polycom>
Me: "Are you using the new Polycom phones that we deployed?"
TM: "No, it's a Yealink"
Me: "Ok, I see. You haven't had the new Polycom phone deployed to your desk yet. Let me check our technical documentations for the Yealink."
<did a quick Google search, "yealink phone factory reset">
Me: "Alright, do you see an "OK" button on your phone?"
TM: "Yes I do"
Me: "Alright, you're going to press and hold that button for 10 seconds."
TM: "OK, pressing it now"
Me: "Perfect, let me know if you get a password request"
TM: "OK, nothing has popped up ye----"
<click>

That's right. I made a telemarketer unwittingly factory reset his phone which means he will be unable to make anymore calls until someone is able to reconfigure his phone and that will take at least an hour or longer if they can't do it right away!


You are a true asshole but they deserved it. Fuck yeah!
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Old 09-08-2014, 03:18 AM   #113
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I was watching a train horn prank on youtube, some of the reactions were pretty damn good!
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Old 09-08-2014, 04:58 AM   #114
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Just to be clear it wasn't actually me lol

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Wait, can I have two today?

Yeah, at the moment, I'm with Muse on this. The lack of VST support has never bothered me about Reason.... but a big ol' meh to this regardless. Browser, facelift, a couple amp REs, same $129 upgrade. Should have been Reason 7.5.

"Oh, but you can double-click to add notes to the piano roll now!" Piss off.

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Old 09-08-2014, 08:07 AM   #116
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Yeah, at the moment, I'm with Muse on this. The lack of VST support has never bothered me about Reason.... but a big ol' meh to this regardless. Browser, facelift, a couple amp REs, same $129 upgrade. Should have been Reason 7.5.

"Oh, but you can double-click to add notes to the piano roll now!" Piss off.
Yeah, I don't hate on people for using whatever DAW they like or want to.
I used Reason up to 3 I think, it's just the marketing.
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Was at a club and did a 3 way kiss with 2 sluts, didnt know i was capable!
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Lmfao

Also, the closest real word there is to Lmfao, according to my phone, is "plywood".

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