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Old 30-12-2017, 10:29 PM   #1
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The worst shit you’ve seen labeled as Techno

@#ReclaimEDM: you got me thinking. Proper vs improper Techno. Back in the days we would refer to some shitty stuff as fair ground tekkno (the more ‘k’s you got, the harder it was, not)....

So, let me start with a few classics here...



I heard this last a few years back at the State Fair.

Catchy tune, no less.

And now for some chicks...:mayonesa::mayonesa::mayonesa:

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Old 30-12-2017, 11:02 PM   #2
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I believe the same people who call most electronic music "techno" are the same who call all metal sub-genres "heavy metal" or "hard rock". It's just that single word which is enough to describe "that kind of music" if person is not that interested in music genres at all.

anyways, i don't even listen to that much of techno but I hate anything that sounds like this:


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Old 30-12-2017, 11:03 PM   #3
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The soundtrack to every Blade movie?

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Old 31-12-2017, 12:28 AM   #4
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Landscaping materials! Pisses me off!!

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Actually, that looks pretty good... maybe a bit cold in a late-80's sort of way.
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Old 31-12-2017, 10:40 AM   #5
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Old 31-12-2017, 10:43 AM   #6
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Old 31-12-2017, 12:00 PM   #7
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Not sure what was going on over you're side of the water, but from your list, I can only assume that the guy from "The Ministry of Genre Labeling" was taking things at work that he shouldn't have.
Dune: Happy Hardcore. He should have listened to this to get the idea.
Scooter: Happy Hardcore, but they did tend to genre jump a lot, I was never a fan of the Happy Hardcore genre myself, but they did do this, to which there was a club version without the MCing and guitars. But I'm sure you know this,

Now as for 2 Unlimited, that was down to them saying they were Techno on their 1st hit.
But Techno "no no, no no no no" as the song goes, A least the chick was nice to look at.

And as for Rednex, They're about as Techno as Vera Lyn. The guy at the ministry must of had some strong shit that day.

Defining Techno is hard enough now really. Like the not so long ago album. I grew up with this music, but me to name a pure Techno track from that time, and I'd have to reply, "sorry man, you got me there" By 1997 after a break with dance music, I was clubbing to stuff like this

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Old 31-12-2017, 12:18 PM   #8
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I believe the same people who call most electronic music "techno" are the same who call all metal sub-genres "heavy metal" or "hard rock". It's just that single word which is enough to describe "that kind of music" if person is not that interested in music genres at all.

anyways, i don't even listen to that much of techno but I hate anything that sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2vugXNlMQ
:mayonesa: Awesome! This is so terrible. :mayonesa:

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Old 31-12-2017, 12:42 PM   #9
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Re: The worst shit you’ve seen labeled as Techno

Ok, here’s another fine crop...


Only the finest dubstep here. Metal and Dubstep, yeah...


And some YT gold...

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Old 31-12-2017, 11:26 PM   #10
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Chubby white American kids got rhythm. (totally me)

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Old 01-01-2018, 06:07 AM   #11
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There are people who don't love 2 Unlimited?
They were techno man!
All the sub genre fussing came later - it was all techno and we liked it
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Ok, here’s another fine crop...
So after just jumping around through the first two.... where the hell was the bass?

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Old 01-01-2018, 11:51 AM   #13
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Hopefully this isn't lost on too many people but here is the UK's funniest man in a spoof interview with 2 Unlimited.


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Old 01-01-2018, 12:24 PM   #14
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There are people who don't love 2 Unlimited?
They were techno man!
All the sub genre fussing came later - it was all techno and we liked it
I guess at the time it was a case of, "If it's not House. it's Techno."

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Here's another of my old fav's - it's even in the name!

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Old 02-01-2018, 10:21 AM   #16
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Re: The worst shit you’ve seen labeled as Techno

At the time this one killed it on the dance floor


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I knew there was some proper Techno back then, but it would only be the more underground clubs where Joe average wouldn't step though the door. So I started thinking of chillout parties, and what was playing. A Dj friend of mine was a Techno fanatic. Then I remembered this. I used to love this back then. Now this is real Techno from back then, just don't remembering it being so long ago.

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Old 02-01-2018, 01:43 PM   #18
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Ok, let’s get back on topic. We are talking about shitty Techno. The stuff from the crypt...


And even better news... Armin van Buuren has his own Masterclass course now.

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Im puzzled as to whether or not I'm expected to listen to these tracks.

Just sayin'... I don't deliberately piss into my own mouth, shit in my corn flakes etc...
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I knew there was some proper Techno back then, but it would only be the more underground clubs where Joe average wouldn't step though the door. So I started thinking of chillout parties, and what was playing. A Dj friend of mine was a Techno fanatic. Then I remembered this. I used to love this back then. Now this is real Techno from back then, just don't remembering it being so long ago.
You have just taken me back to my youth "Madison Joes" and "The Manor" dark, sordid, fantastic.

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