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Old 03-11-2013, 04:51 PM   #1
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YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE FBI TODAY CONTACT US NOW

my account wasn't hacked i just thought this was one of the funnier spam emails i've gotten.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI. WASHINGTON DC.
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001

Attention: Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $3.5,000,000,00 Million us dollars due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current Governor of Washington DC his Excellency Governor Jay Inslee to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owned to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling,Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2017. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in next three weeks you will only need to pay $280 instead of $520 saving you $240 So if you pay before the three weeks June 2013 you save $240 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $280.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24 hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Washington DC, The United Nation and also the United State FBI and including taxes, UPS Courier service delivery fee so all you will ever need to pay is $280 Us Dollars. Do not send money to anyone until you read this and have heard from me. The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $520 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $520 to $280 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $3.5 Million us dollars you are advised to contact our correspondent in Washington DC the delivery officer Mr. Mark Ruben with the information below!

Name: Mr. Mark Ruben
Email: mark_ruben1@yahoo.ca
mark_ruben61@yahoo.com.hk

You are advised to contact him with the information's as stated below:

Your full Name............
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:........
Your Occupation..........
Your Identity................
Country...................
Zip code..................
Preferred Payment Method............... (ATM card / Cashier Checque)

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment package within the next 24 hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

And make sure that you keep the receipt of the $280 payment that you made because that is the prove you will show to the delivery team when they arrive at your door step with your package of delivery.

Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mark Ruben of the ATM card payment center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM card payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
CC. TO:
Supreme Court of the United States
U. S. Courts of Appeals
U. S. District Courts
U. S. Circuit Courts
Courts of Special Jurisdiction:
Bankruptcy Courts
Court of Claims, 1855 - 1982
U. S. Court of Federal Claims, 1982 -
Customs Court, 1890 - 1980
U. S. Court of Customs and Patent Appeals, 1910 - 1982
U. S. Court of International Trade, 1980 -
Commerce Court, 1910 - 1913

Territorial Courts
Courts of the District of Columbia
Temporary Emergency Court of Appeals
Judicial Panel on Multi-District Litigation
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court
Federal Courts Outside the Judiciary.

Note: This email fully under supervision of the FBI and will be until you have your ATM card at your door step, so kindly follow the instruction and have this Card delivered to your address without any more delay by paying the UPS Courier Delivery service fee and send to United State FBI Approved officer Mark Ruben As stated above.

Yours Sincerely,

Miss Donna Gwen

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001

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Old 03-11-2013, 04:59 PM   #2
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...of $3.5,000,000,00 Million us dollars
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:11 PM   #3
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Re: YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE FBI TODAY CONTACT US NOW

I just can't imagine who would swallow this... when it says "to the tune of" like who on earth would use those words when talking seriously about 3 million bucks
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:47 PM   #4
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Re: YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE FBI TODAY CONTACT US NOW

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I just can't imagine who would swallow this... when it says "to the tune of" like who on earth would use those words when talking seriously about 3 million bucks
3.5 hundred million you mean
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:48 PM   #5
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Re: YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE FBI TODAY CONTACT US NOW

I can't imagine anyone making it through the first paragraph. That is one huge run-on.

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Old 03-11-2013, 05:54 PM   #6
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The guy from DC has a Canadian email address... I love it!
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:12 PM   #7
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Old 03-11-2013, 07:20 PM   #8
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The only thing worse than spam/fishing?
Sharing spam/fishing.
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Old 03-11-2013, 07:37 PM   #9
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Re: YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE FBI TODAY CONTACT US NOW

I just made $3,500 when Cynthia sent me this email *****freemoney@identitytheft.com***** You can too! It's easy and simple, all you do is send $100 dollars to this adress @ Western Union and you can free a Nigerian prince from captivity!!

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Old 03-11-2013, 09:42 PM   #10
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I won the newest AirPhone 6s! You should try it too!

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Old 03-11-2013, 09:52 PM   #11
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Re: YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE FBI TODAY CONTACT US NOW

I get load of these spam mails where the names are all weird like they used a name generator to make an english-sounding name but it's never quite there. Haroln Johnstun, Bertrude Grahlam, Richorn Cartsmim and my all-time favorite, Kurlnam Gregulnocks (yes, an actual email sender's listed name).

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Old 03-11-2013, 10:06 PM   #12
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Haroln Johnstun, Bertrude Grahlam, Richorn Cartsmim and my all-time favorite, Kurlnam Gregulnocks (yes, an actual email sender's listed name).
Perfect stage names for super satanic symphonic black metallers from Romania.

Kurlnam "Gunface" Gregulnocks - vocals
Haroln Johnstun - guitar
Bertrude Grahlam - keyboard
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:22 PM   #13
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Re: YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED BY THE FBI TODAY CONTACT US NOW

i think my favorite spam emails are these ones:

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Old 04-11-2013, 12:20 AM   #14
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you mean all these Hot chick has added you to Yahoo..and all those Facebook hotties are fake..well I'll be...son of a bitch.....

Spam has gotten just laughable ...

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Old 04-11-2013, 11:09 AM   #15
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I am a Nigerian prince and I fully endorse these emails.

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Old 04-11-2013, 09:03 PM   #16
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Man, the spelling and grammar... I'm sure the FBI could appoint someone who is bit more proficient at writing in English. Perhaps they needed to retrench their competent staff in order to afford the large sum of money you are about to receive.

I don't even know about any spam coming my way, Gmail is surprisingly good at that. Sometimes I read the subjects in my spam inbox just for laughs. I just got this one:

How r u doin, my name is Sherrie. I've no idea what kind of man u r and it's even more exciting!)
I accidently stumbled on your profile at the dating site and to tell the truth I was impressed with the way you look. So I decided to write to you.)
Me and my BF decided to take a break in our relationships. Soooo, I thought that it is a pretty good idea to find someone special this time who can satisfy me in all the meanings.
It would be cool to get a letter from u as soon as possible)

Do you think I should meet her? She seems nice(and willing)...

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Hahahaha I've gotten that same one many times recently, it's always from my resume being on job sites.

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