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Savage Mad Cunt
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Charge your phone by jacking off!
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
Being on Gizmodo I take it with a grain of salt...but I wouldn't put it past Pornhub to put out something like this with the huge wearable tech craze going on. =P
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Savage Mad Cunt
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
http://www.pornhub.com/devices/wankband
its real you can (and im not ashamed to say i have ) sign up to beta test it
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
Yet another reason I wish a had a dick
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The AK Rowdy Rowdy
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
green energy at its finest
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
More like peen energy
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
they'll get sued when someone gets carpal tunnel trying to charge their iPhone while trying to watch pron on said iPhone...
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
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Yet another reason I wish a had a dick
Dick not required; just put your forearm into it.
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
A whole generation of Popeye forearms in the making.
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Savage Mad Cunt
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
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Yet another reason I wish a had a dick
just use your fist
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
I like this hahah
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
i'll keep this advancement in mind
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
On the farm, this would be handy on my butter churn!
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
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On the farm, this would be handy on my butter churn!
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Re: Charge your phone by jacking off!
This would make the next hurricane outage pass a lot quicker. I'm going to need about 5 of these
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
What the fuck man, that's the best thing I've seen all day.
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