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03-03-2015, 08:35 PM
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Savage Mad Cunt
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Charge your phone by jacking off!
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10-03-2015, 11:15 AM
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Regular Freak
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
Being on Gizmodo I take it with a grain of salt...but I wouldn't put it past Pornhub to put out something like this with the huge wearable tech craze going on. =P
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11-03-2015, 02:46 PM
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Savage Mad Cunt
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
http://www.pornhub.com/devices/wankband
its real you can (and im not ashamed to say i have ) sign up to beta test it
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11-05-2015, 08:50 PM
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Granular Poster
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
Yet another reason I wish a had a dick  |
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11-05-2015, 09:10 PM
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| The AK Rowdy Rowdy |
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
green energy at its finest
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11-05-2015, 09:44 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
More like peen energy
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11-05-2015, 10:12 PM
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| The AK Rowdy Rowdy |
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
they'll get sued when someone gets carpal tunnel trying to charge their iPhone while trying to watch pron on said iPhone...
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11-05-2015, 11:53 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowmaster-fx
Yet another reason I wish a had a dick |
Dick not required; just put your forearm into it. |
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11-05-2015, 11:57 PM
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| GET OFF MY LAWN! |
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
A whole generation of Popeye forearms in the making.
"they'll get sued when someone gets carpal tunnel trying to charge their iPhone while trying to watch pron on said iPhone..." and migraines from trying to watch it..
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11-05-2015, 11:57 PM
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Savage Mad Cunt
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
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Originally Posted by shadowmaster-fx
Yet another reason I wish a had a dick |
just use your fist |
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23-11-2015, 04:54 AM
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Minor Glitch
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
I like this hahah |
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26-12-2015, 12:33 AM
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Minor Glitch
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
i'll keep this advancement in mind
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27-12-2015, 09:33 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
On the farm, this would be handy on my butter churn!
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31-10-2016, 03:55 PM
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Commie SJW
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sacarious
On the farm, this would be handy on my butter churn!
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31-10-2016, 06:34 PM
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Eternal Echoer
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Re: Charge your phone by jacking off!
This would make the next hurricane outage pass a lot quicker. I'm going to need about 5 of these
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14-01-2017, 10:45 PM
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Analog Lurker
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
What the fuck man, that's the best thing I've seen all day.
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