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03-03-2015, 08:35 PM
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Charge your phone by jacking off!
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10-03-2015, 11:15 AM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
Being on Gizmodo I take it with a grain of salt...but I wouldn't put it past Pornhub to put out something like this with the huge wearable tech craze going on. =P
11-03-2015, 02:46 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
http://www.pornhub.com/devices/wankband
its real you can (and im not ashamed to say i have ) sign up to beta test it
11-05-2015, 08:50 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
Yet another reason I wish a had a dick
11-05-2015, 09:10 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
green energy at its finest
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11-05-2015, 09:44 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
More like peen energy
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11-05-2015, 10:12 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
they'll get sued when someone gets carpal tunnel trying to charge their iPhone while trying to watch pron on said iPhone...
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11-05-2015, 11:53 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
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Originally Posted by
shadowmaster-fx
Yet another reason I wish a had a dick
Dick not required; just put your forearm into it.
11-05-2015, 11:57 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
A whole generation of Popeye forearms in the making.
"they'll get sued when someone gets carpal tunnel trying to charge their iPhone while trying to watch pron on said iPhone..." and migraines from trying to watch it..
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11-05-2015, 11:57 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
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Yet another reason I wish a had a dick
just use your fist
23-11-2015, 04:54 AM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
I like this hahah
26-12-2015, 12:33 AM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
i'll keep this advancement in mind
27-12-2015, 09:33 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
On the farm, this would be handy on my butter churn!
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31-10-2016, 03:55 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
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On the farm, this would be handy on my butter churn!
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31-10-2016, 06:34 PM
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Re: Charge your phone by jacking off!
This would make the next hurricane outage pass a lot quicker. I'm going to need about 5 of these
14-01-2017, 10:45 PM
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!
What the fuck man, that's the best thing I've seen all day.
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