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Old 06-08-2017, 09:24 PM   #1
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anyone read the soundcloud bible?

How is it? Anyone care to summarize a few of the key things that you learned?

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Old 07-08-2017, 07:05 AM   #2
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Re: anyone read the soundcloud bible?

Please tell me that's not actually the name of a book. Worst title ever

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Old 07-08-2017, 10:22 AM   #3
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Re: anyone read the soundcloud bible?

Maybe after soundcloud dies and is resurrected for our musical sins and 2,000 years pass... maybe then I might read it with some curiosity about how anyone could be so foolish as to believe you could own a collision of air particles!

Those ancient people and their weird religions!

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Re: anyone read the soundcloud bible?

This is one of the few books that, when googled normally, brings up just a slew of torrent sites. Apparently these pirate guys are better at marketing than the people involved with the book are.

Verdict - not a real book. I'm probably wrong

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Old 09-08-2017, 01:34 PM   #5
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what the duck is a bible

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Old 09-08-2017, 05:34 PM   #6
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Re: anyone read the soundcloud bible?

tbh, i hate reading.... what does it say?

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Old 10-08-2017, 02:35 AM   #7
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what the duck is a bible
What the fuck is a duck?

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Old 10-08-2017, 04:12 AM   #9
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Ya'll need SoundCloud Jesus!

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Re: anyone read the soundcloud bible?

And on the second day, He created Groups, dividing the Goths from the Trap artists, and he saw that it was good.

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And on the seventh day He rested, and in his repose he read a couple emails suggesting some marketing techniques that could be used to increase His divine revenue.

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And so it passed that He looked upon the Groups as wicked abominations that didn't make him them ducets, and so He cast them to all corners of the Earth, so that sometimes you'd end up listening to pop-country when you really wanted D&B.



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That is the most amazing thing in like...a while...seriously...I'm pretty sure I just peed a little laughing : )

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And on the second day, He created Groups, dividing the Goths from the Trap artists, and he saw that it was good.

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And on the seventh day He rested, and in his repose he read a couple emails suggesting some marketing techniques that could be used to increase His divine revenue.

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And so it passed that He looked upon the Groups as wicked abominations that didn't make him them ducets, and so He cast them to all corners of the Earth, so that sometimes you'd end up listening to pop-country when you really wanted D&B.



Amen.
This is also fully praise worthy!

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