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Well it was last night and there was a video on youtube of epic rap battles of history on the king from 300 vs master chief from halo. It was pretty funny i couldnt stop laughing.
Oh right yeah, I forgot we live in mong world now where any vaguely similar word is interchangeable with the correct one.
Fuck meanings, just splurge words out and let the reader do the work.
Not sure if I can bring over this kind of humour but here's what made me laugh today.
I ordered some fake Lacoste and Ralp Lauren polo's online (knowing they were fakes) but I asked the guy if at least the quality is ok. Not that after one time washing it would be orange instead of red or a size SSS instead of Large etc.
Finally today I got them through the mail but the Lacoste crocodile label looks like some amorph undiscovered creature. From a distance it looks okay and one would say 'hey, that's a Lacoste polo. Cool!' but when you approach you'll notice it's fake as hell.
Now I don't know what to do with them. They look to real to wear it as a joke and they look to fake to pretend they're real. Anyway, me and my gf almost choked while laughing about it. Guess I'll have to cover the logo up with another patch or something.
Was that humor..?
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I'm sure I laughed at a dozen things today, but what really made me smile was the girl at the deli who was making my sandwich was super friendly today, asking me about the weekend :-).
i don’t think we’re giving the benifit of the doubt to the integrity of my rational thought if we’re having a discussion debating the conclusion it came to. i’ve articulated and explained the argument at hand - my inability to delve further does not invalidate what’s been discussed.
Also I heard some nerdy jokes recently.
My favorite: The buddha walks in to a pizza parlor and says, "Make me one with everything"
And
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't.
Einstein boards a train and asks the conductor, "Does Boston stop at this train?"
A programmers wife tells him, "Go to the store and get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen". The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread.
Something that made me laugh more than any of that is thinking about Romney saying... "business are people"
ITS PEOPLE
YOU TELL THEM ALL!!!! WEVE GOT TO STOP THEM... SOMEHOW!!!!
SOON THEY'LL BE BREEDING US LIKE CATTLE!!!
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Originally Posted by Spiritos
Not sure if I can bring over this kind of humour but here's what made me laugh today.
I ordered some fake Lacoste and Ralp Lauren polo's online (knowing they were fakes) but I asked the guy if at least the quality is ok. Not that after one time washing it would be orange instead of red or a size SSS instead of Large etc.
Finally today I got them through the mail but the Lacoste crocodile label looks like some amorph undiscovered creature. From a distance it looks okay and one would say 'hey, that's a Lacoste polo. Cool!' but when you approach you'll notice it's fake as hell.
Now I don't know what to do with them. They look to real to wear it as a joke and they look to fake to pretend they're real. Anyway, me and my gf almost choked while laughing about it. Guess I'll have to cover the logo up with another patch or something.
My favorite: The buddha walks in to a pizza parlor and says, "Make me one with everything"
And
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't.
Einstein boards a train and asks the conductor, "Does Boston stop at this train?"
A programmers wife tells him, "Go to the store and get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen". The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread.
Haha I like the Buddha one
Reminds me of another nerdy joke:
The earth and another planet meet.
The other planet: "hey how are you?"
Earth: "not so good... I got Homo sapiens... "
Other planet: "ah, don't worry it'll pass "
Or another silly one:
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One asks the other "does this taste funny to you?"
What made you laugh today?
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