The Side RoomOff topic chat about pretty much anything other than music. Try to be respectful. Strong debate is welcomed, insults and trolling are not. This area is for over 18's only and may occasionally contain NSFW material, although it's not encouraged.
Currently on a mission to become idmf famous. Any suggestions? P.S. my dick is totally bigger than yours. Probably....
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Sometimes, when I get bored, I grab a few beers and surf missed connections on craigslist to see if the waitress at Perkins knows if i'm creeping on her yet.
Plus size is a relative thing..on a quantum level, having a big dick is not the same as having a small dick at the macro level...and a small dick at the macro level is totally meaningless at the super macro level.
Currently on a mission to become idmf famous. Any suggestions? P.S. my dick is totally bigger than yours. Probably....
here's what you do...
1. care too much
2. post whore the shit out of the off topic thread, the sideroom in general, the listening booth, and the hardware thread
3. start associating your signature with "how you feel in life right now", make sure it really resembles your character
4. does your avitar represent "you" right now?"
5. win a bunch of arguments
6. report bunches of spam, this is important because you're securing a future mod position maybe
D. Constantly complain about how much better this place could be if only _________ person with that capability but this _______ feature in place and maintained it with no pay or incentive to do so
7. suck the admins and mods dicks constantly, never let your shit talking about them be visible to them
8. be a fucking cunt to idiots
9. make me laugh
10. don't get mad when i fuck with you and possibly desecrate your profile
11. if you get banned be like "damn right, they're idiots anyway"
12. count down the hours till ban is lifted probably by a sympathetic mod who wants to gargle your splooge luge
13. if you read this whole list you already failed, put your pencil down and log out for 7 days
