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Old 03-03-2015, 08:35 PM   #1
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http://gizmodo.com/finally-a-wearabl...ium=socialflow
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Old 10-03-2015, 11:15 AM   #2
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Re: charge your phone by jacking off!!!

Being on Gizmodo I take it with a grain of salt...but I wouldn't put it past Pornhub to put out something like this with the huge wearable tech craze going on. =P
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Old 11-03-2015, 02:46 PM   #3
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http://www.pornhub.com/devices/wankband
its real you can (and im not ashamed to say i have ) sign up to beta test it
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Old 11-05-2015, 08:50 PM   #4
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Yet another reason I wish a had a dick
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Old 11-05-2015, 09:10 PM   #5
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Old 11-05-2015, 09:44 PM   #6
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More like peen energy


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Old 11-05-2015, 10:12 PM   #7
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they'll get sued when someone gets carpal tunnel trying to charge their iPhone while trying to watch pron on said iPhone...

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Old 11-05-2015, 11:53 PM   #8
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Yet another reason I wish a had a dick
Dick not required; just put your forearm into it.
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Old 11-05-2015, 11:57 PM   #9
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A whole generation of Popeye forearms in the making.

"they'll get sued when someone gets carpal tunnel trying to charge their iPhone while trying to watch pron on said iPhone..." and migraines from trying to watch it..

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Old 11-05-2015, 11:57 PM   #10
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Old 23-11-2015, 04:54 AM   #11
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I like this hahah
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Old 26-12-2015, 12:33 AM   #12
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i'll keep this advancement in mind
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Old 27-12-2015, 09:33 PM   #13
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On the farm, this would be handy on my butter churn!

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This would make the next hurricane outage pass a lot quicker. I'm going to need about 5 of these
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Old 14-01-2017, 10:45 PM   #16
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What the fuck man, that's the best thing I've seen all day.

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